1 00:01:04,899 --> 00:01:06,197 What? I'm at 5%. 2 00:01:06,199 --> 00:01:07,465 Where's your charger? 3 00:01:07,467 --> 00:01:09,001 You're in my room right now, bitch. 4 00:01:10,505 --> 00:01:13,039 Can you stay off Grindr for one minute? 5 00:01:13,041 --> 00:01:14,740 I haven't felt the touch of a human cock for a whole week. 6 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:15,808 Leave me alone. 7 00:01:17,979 --> 00:01:18,813 What do you think? 8 00:01:19,847 --> 00:01:21,547 New York six, Austin ten? 9 00:01:21,549 --> 00:01:23,348 Gross. 10 00:01:23,350 --> 00:01:25,216 Since when are you into older guys? 11 00:01:25,218 --> 00:01:26,752 Since I'm probably gonna need a sugar daddy 12 00:01:26,754 --> 00:01:28,988 if I'm gonna live in this expensive ass city. 13 00:01:28,990 --> 00:01:29,956 That make you Rob and Lindsay's sugar baby? 14 00:01:29,958 --> 00:01:30,592 Stop. 15 00:01:32,492 --> 00:01:36,963 How about I get off Grindr and you stop texting Anna. 16 00:01:36,965 --> 00:01:37,997 We're talking about rent. 17 00:01:37,999 --> 00:01:39,264 Rent. What's that? 18 00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:39,834 Fuck you. 19 00:01:42,036 --> 00:01:44,169 It's your last day here. 20 00:01:44,171 --> 00:01:46,539 Don't you wanna do some New York shit? 21 00:01:46,541 --> 00:01:47,740 Barely have enough for the Uber tomorrow. 22 00:01:47,742 --> 00:01:49,542 So, haven't you seen those TikToks 23 00:01:49,544 --> 00:01:50,342 where they go a whole day in New York 24 00:01:50,344 --> 00:01:51,544 without spending money for shit? 25 00:01:51,546 --> 00:01:53,546 Like, we could totally do that. 26 00:01:53,548 --> 00:01:54,245 I don't wanna do a TikTok challenge. 27 00:01:54,247 --> 00:01:55,915 It's not a challenge. 28 00:01:55,917 --> 00:01:58,818 It's our last day together. 29 00:01:58,820 --> 00:02:03,188 Jordan, we're not gonna spend money on anything, okay? 30 00:02:03,190 --> 00:02:04,358 Not a single cent. 31 00:03:08,523 --> 00:03:10,890 The ferry will be docking shortly. 32 00:04:01,175 --> 00:04:03,408 That's amazing. 33 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:05,243 Fire. Fire. 34 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:06,846 I'm honestly so surprised 35 00:04:06,848 --> 00:04:09,181 at how much free shit there is to do here. 36 00:04:09,183 --> 00:04:10,248 Y'all should have come to our free community event. 37 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:11,650 Oh my God. 38 00:04:11,652 --> 00:04:13,719 Last week we did a guided origami sesh. 39 00:04:13,721 --> 00:04:15,621 Well, I'll come to the next one, 40 00:04:15,623 --> 00:04:16,956 because you know what? 41 00:04:16,958 --> 00:04:19,091 I fucking live here now. 42 00:04:19,093 --> 00:04:21,227 Yeah, you do. Fuck, yeah. 43 00:04:24,632 --> 00:04:27,833 Well, we're only doing the classes once a month now. 44 00:04:27,835 --> 00:04:30,037 Yeah, some randos may have been stealing our furniture. 45 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:33,572 It's all love though. It's all love. 46 00:04:33,574 --> 00:04:36,942 Man, I feel so fucking alive. 47 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:38,711 Like, I feel like I'm not gonna run outta shit to do here. 48 00:04:38,713 --> 00:04:40,045 Like, I don't have to swim 49 00:04:40,047 --> 00:04:41,947 and hike the same three places on repeat. 50 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:43,883 What do you mean? You love that shit. 51 00:04:43,885 --> 00:04:46,719 No, but there's no space to create there. 52 00:04:46,721 --> 00:04:49,188 You know, like, there's no community of artists 53 00:04:49,190 --> 00:04:50,823 in Austin anymore. 54 00:04:50,825 --> 00:04:52,992 I mean, ever since Big Tech rolled in, 55 00:04:52,994 --> 00:04:57,196 it's like there's no, no counterculture. 56 00:04:57,198 --> 00:04:59,098 - Counterculture? - There's no fucking culture. 57 00:04:59,100 --> 00:05:00,499 The city's dead. 58 00:05:00,501 --> 00:05:01,035 Dead and buried. 59 00:05:01,869 --> 00:05:04,036 RIP in peace. 60 00:05:04,038 --> 00:05:07,307 - Rest in pieces Austin. - RIP Austin. 61 00:05:07,942 --> 00:05:09,742 Haters. 62 00:05:09,744 --> 00:05:12,211 Why don't you come and stay J-boy? 63 00:05:12,213 --> 00:05:13,846 Split the room with Ben. 64 00:05:13,848 --> 00:05:16,715 Nah, I don't think Anna would like that. 65 00:05:16,717 --> 00:05:19,952 What, you don't think she'd ever leave Austin? 66 00:05:19,954 --> 00:05:22,521 Nah, she's so rooted there with work and her friends, 67 00:05:22,523 --> 00:05:24,389 I don't think she ever would. 68 00:05:24,391 --> 00:05:28,727 And... I don't think she likes New York. 69 00:05:28,729 --> 00:05:30,296 - Ooooh. - What the fuck? 70 00:05:30,298 --> 00:05:31,831 She says it makes her anxious, 71 00:05:31,833 --> 00:05:33,398 and she doesn't like the smell, so. 72 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:35,668 Rich bitch. 73 00:05:35,670 --> 00:05:38,438 I'm sorry, what's wrong with rich bitches? 74 00:05:41,075 --> 00:05:43,175 Nothing. 75 00:05:43,177 --> 00:05:44,409 No, nothing's wrong with them. 76 00:05:44,411 --> 00:05:46,312 No, no, I love rich bitches. 77 00:05:46,314 --> 00:05:48,314 No, they are, 78 00:05:48,316 --> 00:05:50,216 like, they're so like, good 79 00:05:50,218 --> 00:05:52,618 and like, they're beautiful. 80 00:05:52,620 --> 00:05:54,687 - Oh. - And, and they're like, oh my God. 81 00:05:54,689 --> 00:05:58,157 They have great skin and they're smart, 82 00:05:58,159 --> 00:06:00,192 and they're funny. 83 00:06:00,194 --> 00:06:03,662 And we let our friends live rent-free in our apartments. 84 00:06:03,664 --> 00:06:05,430 I knew I was forgetting something. 85 00:06:06,499 --> 00:06:07,299 How was your last day? 86 00:06:07,301 --> 00:06:08,801 It was fun. 87 00:06:08,803 --> 00:06:11,570 Me and Ben did a bunch of free shit. 88 00:06:11,572 --> 00:06:13,906 Rob made a cheeseboard. 89 00:06:13,908 --> 00:06:15,473 Rob made a cheeseboard? 90 00:06:15,475 --> 00:06:17,910 Yeah, I know. 91 00:06:17,912 --> 00:06:19,377 He's like a bougie version of himself. 92 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:21,046 It's kind of weird, actually. 93 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:25,117 Oh, did you pay me for rent yet? 94 00:06:25,119 --> 00:06:28,954 I uh, actually wanted to talk to you about that. 95 00:06:28,956 --> 00:06:31,023 Okay. 96 00:06:31,025 --> 00:06:32,791 You know, work's been really hard for me lately, 97 00:06:32,793 --> 00:06:34,693 and I'm glad we're staying at the place, 98 00:06:34,695 --> 00:06:37,229 but I just don't know if I'm gonna make enough 99 00:06:37,231 --> 00:06:39,800 for next month's rent, you know? 100 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:45,037 So you want me to pay rent this month? 101 00:06:45,039 --> 00:06:46,007 Do you think maybe you could help me out? 102 00:06:47,108 --> 00:06:48,109 Okay. 103 00:06:49,010 --> 00:06:50,376 Thank you. 104 00:06:50,378 --> 00:06:51,844 I'm sorry. 105 00:06:51,846 --> 00:06:53,946 It's okay. 106 00:06:53,948 --> 00:06:58,751 I just, if I couldn't pay rent for the month, 107 00:06:58,753 --> 00:07:01,020 I probably wouldn't have gone to New York. 108 00:07:01,022 --> 00:07:02,888 We got the tickets like six months ago. 109 00:07:02,890 --> 00:07:03,989 But you're spending money while you're there. 110 00:07:03,991 --> 00:07:05,124 We're not. 111 00:07:05,126 --> 00:07:06,725 Rob and Lindsay have been 112 00:07:06,727 --> 00:07:07,492 Rob and Lindsay have been paying 113 00:07:07,494 --> 00:07:08,095 for like, everything. 114 00:07:10,197 --> 00:07:10,965 Okay. 115 00:07:13,601 --> 00:07:16,669 Well, you have to fly in four hours 116 00:07:16,671 --> 00:07:18,370 so you should probably get some sleep. 117 00:07:18,372 --> 00:07:19,173 Okay. 118 00:07:20,908 --> 00:07:22,107 Goodnight. 119 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:22,710 Goodnight. 120 00:07:27,748 --> 00:07:31,650 I'm so fucking stoked you're here, buddy. 121 00:07:31,652 --> 00:07:33,519 I'm getting college flashbacks already. 122 00:07:33,521 --> 00:07:35,120 Oh, do you remember senior year 123 00:07:35,122 --> 00:07:37,589 when we made that big ass grab bong? 124 00:07:37,591 --> 00:07:40,392 Holy shit. Yeah, dude. 125 00:07:40,394 --> 00:07:41,662 College was such a fucking blur. 126 00:07:43,731 --> 00:07:48,500 You used to get so horny when you smoked. 127 00:07:48,502 --> 00:07:51,739 Yeah. 128 00:07:52,673 --> 00:07:54,709 Still do. Can't help it. 129 00:07:57,278 --> 00:08:01,749 I was just thinking about how we used to get so high 130 00:08:03,017 --> 00:08:05,384 and you would let me suck your dick 131 00:08:05,386 --> 00:08:06,484 while you played Fortnite. 132 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:11,025 Yeah, man. 133 00:08:13,027 --> 00:08:13,928 That was crazy. 134 00:08:15,796 --> 00:08:22,169 So, is Lindsey like cool with. 135 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:28,240 What? 136 00:08:28,242 --> 00:08:31,012 I don't know, like, does she know you used to do that? 137 00:08:35,349 --> 00:08:38,919 Like, is she cool with you 138 00:08:40,421 --> 00:08:42,690 doing stuff with guys? 139 00:08:45,526 --> 00:08:51,363 Yeah, man, I'm, I'm so fucking high, man. 140 00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:52,299 I just... 141 00:09:10,384 --> 00:09:12,851 What the fuck? 142 00:09:15,556 --> 00:09:17,656 Should I say something? 143 00:09:17,658 --> 00:09:18,724 They've been talking for like an hour. 144 00:09:18,726 --> 00:09:19,894 Say what? What the hell happened? 145 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:28,333 Uh, hey Ben, can we just talk to you out there for a second? 146 00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:29,802 He said you were cool with it. 147 00:09:29,804 --> 00:09:31,170 I said she was cool with me experimenting in college, 148 00:09:31,172 --> 00:09:32,204 not doing stuff now. 149 00:09:32,206 --> 00:09:33,872 Well, it sure looked like you were fine 150 00:09:33,874 --> 00:09:34,606 - with doing stuff now. - I was confused. 151 00:09:34,608 --> 00:09:35,941 I was smoking a lot of weed. 152 00:09:35,943 --> 00:09:37,342 Yeah, I mean, so the weed made you gay? 153 00:09:37,344 --> 00:09:41,680 Okay, Ben, so I just think the main issue here is 154 00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:43,916 that it's just probably not a good idea 155 00:09:43,918 --> 00:09:44,650 for you to live here. 156 00:09:44,652 --> 00:09:45,286 I... 157 00:09:47,354 --> 00:09:48,055 What? 158 00:09:51,659 --> 00:09:55,329 It's just not the vibe anymore. 159 00:09:56,931 --> 00:10:00,432 Um... I sold everything I own. 160 00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:01,967 I sold my fucking car. 161 00:10:01,969 --> 00:10:05,471 I, I have literally nothing back in Austin. 162 00:10:05,473 --> 00:10:07,842 I, I just have like the two bags in there and that's it. 163 00:10:10,845 --> 00:10:12,678 He fucking started it. 164 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:13,745 How did I start it? 165 00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:15,380 You touched me on the back. 166 00:10:15,382 --> 00:10:16,482 You broke the touch barrier. 167 00:10:16,484 --> 00:10:18,450 Fuck you guys. 168 00:10:18,452 --> 00:10:20,152 Jordan, pack your shit. 169 00:10:20,154 --> 00:10:22,688 You could still stay here tonight. 170 00:10:22,690 --> 00:10:25,390 Ben, we're not throwing you out onto the street. 171 00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:27,326 Why would you fucking do that? 172 00:10:27,328 --> 00:10:28,760 'Cause I told you, that's what I thought was happening. 173 00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:29,628 And we used to fool around. 174 00:10:29,630 --> 00:10:31,396 Ben, he's married. 175 00:10:31,398 --> 00:10:33,265 So, there are plenty of married people 176 00:10:33,267 --> 00:10:35,400 who're in like ethically non-monogamous relationships. 177 00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:37,002 Don't be ignorant! 178 00:10:37,004 --> 00:10:38,337 Maybe they'll change their minds. 179 00:10:38,339 --> 00:10:40,172 Are you joking? 180 00:10:40,174 --> 00:10:43,275 I can't live there anymore. 181 00:10:43,277 --> 00:10:46,411 That was the most humiliating moment of my entire life. 182 00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:48,847 And I probably shouldn't have said that thing 183 00:10:48,849 --> 00:10:50,382 about Lindsey being a Jew chaser. 184 00:10:50,384 --> 00:10:52,619 Yeah, that was really out of pocket. 185 00:10:52,621 --> 00:10:56,054 I'm gonna to be homeless. I'm gonna be homeless. 186 00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:58,323 You're not gonna be fucking homeless. 187 00:10:58,325 --> 00:10:59,691 Stop shaking me. 188 00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:01,860 Hey, get your fucking shit together. 189 00:11:01,862 --> 00:11:03,462 It's gonna be all right. 190 00:11:03,464 --> 00:11:05,397 We're gonna go back to Austin. 191 00:11:05,399 --> 00:11:07,332 We're gonna fucking go back to the apartment, 192 00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:08,535 and we'll figure out the rest there. 193 00:11:08,537 --> 00:11:10,637 I don't wanna go back to Austin. 194 00:11:10,639 --> 00:11:12,704 I'd literally rather kill myself. 195 00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:13,274 Don't say that. 196 00:11:14,909 --> 00:11:18,277 I got you. Fucking got you. 197 00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:24,449 Horniest man alive can't stay off the dick. 198 00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:26,218 Stop. 199 00:11:26,220 --> 00:11:28,120 Rob? Really? 200 00:11:28,122 --> 00:11:29,656 That was my frat boy summer, okay? 201 00:12:05,259 --> 00:12:05,759 I gotta shit. 202 00:12:07,995 --> 00:12:12,864 Hey, um, you could just wait outside 203 00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:13,765 for a second? 204 00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:16,335 What? Why? 205 00:12:16,337 --> 00:12:18,403 I feel like I should probably talk to Anna first. 206 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:22,140 - That's so psycho. - This isn't fucking sitcom. 207 00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:23,475 Yeah, it's just, she just might need some easing 208 00:12:23,477 --> 00:12:25,143 into the idea of you being back. 209 00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:27,379 I gotta take like a really big shit. 210 00:12:27,381 --> 00:12:28,482 Ben, wait. 211 00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:35,254 Hey. 212 00:12:35,256 --> 00:12:35,923 Hi. 213 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,391 Did y'all go for a ride? 214 00:12:39,393 --> 00:12:40,325 - Yeah. - Hi. 215 00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:41,061 Hi. 216 00:12:42,664 --> 00:12:43,364 How was the move? 217 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:00,979 That's so fucked. 218 00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:02,848 I know. 219 00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:06,918 They just changed their minds last night after we talked? 220 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:09,388 Yeah. It's crazy. 221 00:13:09,390 --> 00:13:11,857 God, I actually feel bad for him. 222 00:13:11,859 --> 00:13:12,293 What is he gonna do? 223 00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:16,729 I don't know. 224 00:13:16,731 --> 00:13:19,699 Do you think maybe he could stay here for a little bit 225 00:13:19,701 --> 00:13:20,234 until he figures it out? 226 00:13:22,771 --> 00:13:23,837 Yeah, that's fine. 227 00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:37,017 Hi. 228 00:13:37,851 --> 00:13:38,787 Hey. 229 00:13:40,421 --> 00:13:41,989 - How are you? - Not good. 230 00:13:44,526 --> 00:13:47,225 It's really shitty. 231 00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:48,927 I actually feel like Rob and Lindsay are terrible people. 232 00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:50,497 Yeah, they are. 233 00:13:56,070 --> 00:13:58,437 Did you do something or say something? 234 00:13:58,439 --> 00:14:00,372 Okay. 235 00:14:00,374 --> 00:14:02,174 - Well, oh, I'm just asking. - No, I get it. 236 00:14:02,176 --> 00:14:03,175 It's always gonna be something I did. 237 00:14:03,177 --> 00:14:04,109 No, I'm not saying it's something you did, 238 00:14:04,111 --> 00:14:05,346 I just... I mean... 239 00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:09,114 There is something. 240 00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:10,451 That doesn't make it okay for them to ruin my life. 241 00:14:11,185 --> 00:14:12,853 What did you do? 242 00:14:14,622 --> 00:14:15,956 What did you do? 243 00:14:17,458 --> 00:14:20,526 Rob told Ben that they were open. 244 00:14:20,528 --> 00:14:22,795 Do you actually believe that? 245 00:14:22,797 --> 00:14:24,062 What? That they're open? 246 00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:25,497 Do you really not see how fucked up this is? 247 00:14:25,499 --> 00:14:27,099 Really? 248 00:14:27,101 --> 00:14:28,801 I'm not even asking you to be cool with this. 249 00:14:28,803 --> 00:14:30,335 I just need you to under... You are asking me to be cool with this. 250 00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:32,204 You are asking me to be cool with your friend 251 00:14:32,206 --> 00:14:34,039 living in our apartment for God knows how long. 252 00:14:36,644 --> 00:14:37,643 Where are you going? 253 00:14:37,645 --> 00:14:38,178 Caleb's picking me up. 254 00:14:39,647 --> 00:14:41,081 Fuck me for being vulnerable. 255 00:14:43,551 --> 00:14:45,585 Fuck New York. 256 00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:47,421 I love New York. 257 00:14:49,591 --> 00:14:51,524 Me too. 258 00:14:51,526 --> 00:14:53,925 Oh, hey, no, no, no, brother, fuck that. 259 00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:54,926 You gotta delete that fucking timeline 260 00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:55,762 through your head right now. 261 00:14:55,764 --> 00:14:57,129 It's not your life anymore. 262 00:14:57,131 --> 00:14:59,231 This is your life, right now. 263 00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:01,534 You're supposed to be making me feel better. 264 00:15:01,536 --> 00:15:02,802 Dude, New York's not even that great. 265 00:15:02,804 --> 00:15:05,303 It's expensive as shit. 266 00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:06,606 Man, you would've hated to live with Rob anyway. 267 00:15:06,608 --> 00:15:07,707 He was the worst roommate. 268 00:15:07,709 --> 00:15:09,307 Yo, true that. 269 00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:10,075 That motherfucker used Venmo request me 270 00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:12,310 if I ate some of his goldfish. 271 00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:14,045 And I've never ridden anyone ass about rent or utilities 272 00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:15,380 the entire time we've lived here. 273 00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:17,282 You don't pay for the utilities. 274 00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:20,018 So they just flipped on you just like that? 275 00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:21,621 They didn't give you a reason or anything. 276 00:15:21,623 --> 00:15:24,022 They said some bullshit about Lindsay's dad finding out 277 00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:25,991 about it and not wanting me to stay. 278 00:15:25,993 --> 00:15:27,192 Yeah, like that dude fucking cares. 279 00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:27,860 He owns like 10 buildings up there. 280 00:15:27,862 --> 00:15:28,994 Right? 281 00:15:31,165 --> 00:15:33,331 Man, when are you gonna fix that shit? 282 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:34,700 Randy, I said I'd get to it this week. 283 00:15:34,702 --> 00:15:36,702 Will you please get off my dick about it? 284 00:15:36,704 --> 00:15:39,639 Can we just have a good time? Thank you. 285 00:15:39,641 --> 00:15:41,541 How can you be friends with someone for 15 years 286 00:15:41,543 --> 00:15:42,542 and not call them out on their shit? 287 00:15:42,544 --> 00:15:44,042 He's a messy person. 288 00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:44,677 He doesn't always think things through. 289 00:15:44,679 --> 00:15:46,111 What? Like you? 290 00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:49,347 He's family to me, Anna. He's family to me. 291 00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:52,451 I know that makes me cringe to say, but it's fucking true. 292 00:15:52,453 --> 00:15:54,019 Both of you need to figure out how you're gonna coexist here 293 00:15:54,021 --> 00:15:55,053 or else it's not gonna fucking work. 294 00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:57,355 While I pay rent for both of you. 295 00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:58,825 - Wow. - Got it. 296 00:15:58,827 --> 00:15:59,359 Fucking wow. 297 00:16:02,897 --> 00:16:05,633 You know, maybe, maybe this is... 298 00:16:07,702 --> 00:16:09,602 Maybe this is good. 299 00:16:09,604 --> 00:16:15,240 Maybe, maybe we're supposed to do this 300 00:16:15,242 --> 00:16:16,276 before we renew the lease. 301 00:16:18,780 --> 00:16:20,178 What do you, 302 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,281 why would you say that? 303 00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:25,116 We have two weeks to renew. 304 00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:26,485 We said we were gonna renew 305 00:16:26,487 --> 00:16:28,019 so what the fuck are you talking about? 306 00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:29,988 What the... 307 00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:31,490 What is happening right now? 308 00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:32,627 Anna? 309 00:16:34,228 --> 00:16:36,863 You haven't had a job since 2020. 310 00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:38,931 You can't pay rent. 311 00:16:38,933 --> 00:16:40,432 You don't have a five-year plan. 312 00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:42,869 You don't even have a one-year plan. 313 00:16:42,871 --> 00:16:44,770 How the fuck are we supposed to have a future together? 314 00:16:44,772 --> 00:16:46,104 Is this fucking, 315 00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:46,708 is this happening right now? 316 00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:49,677 Anna, what the fuck is happening? 317 00:16:52,614 --> 00:16:58,116 I just, I think that I should live in my own place 318 00:16:58,118 --> 00:17:01,253 while you figure out your life. 319 00:17:01,255 --> 00:17:05,123 I just, I don't like how much we fuse together. 320 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:07,192 I feel like we should have different lives 321 00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:08,326 and separate finances. 322 00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:09,996 We can do that together. 323 00:17:09,998 --> 00:17:11,062 - We can do that together. - Listen to yourself. 324 00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:13,131 You can't exist without me. 325 00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:16,502 Ben doesn't have to live here. 326 00:17:16,504 --> 00:17:17,937 - Ben doesn't have to stay. - This isn't about Ben. No. 327 00:17:17,939 --> 00:17:18,838 We'll figure something else out. 328 00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:19,906 This is about you. 329 00:17:19,908 --> 00:17:21,707 This is about the fact 330 00:17:21,709 --> 00:17:23,943 that you can't have an adult relationship. 331 00:17:23,945 --> 00:17:26,278 We're adults in a relationship. 332 00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:28,148 What the fuck else do you want? 333 00:17:39,393 --> 00:17:42,260 Fuck, fuck, fuck this! 334 00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:43,130 This is gonna be hard. 335 00:17:47,769 --> 00:17:50,101 We're just gonna have to rip the band-aid off. 336 00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:51,169 We're just gonna have to do it. 337 00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:51,506 - Do what? - Now. 338 00:17:54,943 --> 00:17:56,976 Why don't you just stay with Jordan and Anna? 339 00:17:56,978 --> 00:17:58,410 She hates me. 340 00:17:58,412 --> 00:18:00,680 And I feel like if I stay with them, 341 00:18:00,682 --> 00:18:02,147 I'm gonna be the reason they break up. 342 00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:03,516 I don't want that blood on my hands. 343 00:18:03,518 --> 00:18:05,250 Hey dude, why don't you just stay here? 344 00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:06,484 Cody's gone for like a month. 345 00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:07,553 You could totally crash in his room. 346 00:18:07,555 --> 00:18:09,287 You sure that's a good idea? 347 00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:10,088 Oh, don't even think twice, dude. 348 00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:10,523 Where you're fucking friends. 349 00:18:10,525 --> 00:18:12,490 Really? 350 00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:14,292 Mi casa es tu casa, right? 351 00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:16,196 I'm just being a bitch. 352 00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:18,531 I'll be fine. 353 00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:28,810 The fuck? 354 00:18:31,813 --> 00:18:32,614 Jordan? 355 00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:45,660 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 356 00:18:49,797 --> 00:18:50,732 Hey. Hey, hey. 357 00:18:51,799 --> 00:18:53,799 Jordan? 358 00:18:53,801 --> 00:18:54,434 Hey, hey, hey, Jordan? 359 00:18:56,971 --> 00:18:58,871 What the fuck is going on? 360 00:18:58,873 --> 00:19:00,106 Jordan, wake up. 361 00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:05,379 Maybe don't kill yourself with your girlfriend's Ambien. 362 00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:08,246 She fucking left. 363 00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:09,548 Yeah, I can see that. 364 00:19:09,550 --> 00:19:10,417 Was she in a hurry or something? 365 00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:12,787 It all happened so fast. 366 00:19:14,822 --> 00:19:15,623 I just. 367 00:19:16,624 --> 00:19:18,793 Hey, hey. 368 00:19:20,094 --> 00:19:23,095 Hey, it's gonna be okay, all right? 369 00:19:23,097 --> 00:19:25,131 It's gonna be okay. 370 00:19:25,133 --> 00:19:28,734 I know you're freaking out and you probably should be, 371 00:19:28,736 --> 00:19:29,802 but we're gonna figure this out together, 372 00:19:29,804 --> 00:19:30,605 you and me, all right? 373 00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:37,275 We're both fucking broke. 374 00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:38,243 Oh, wait, what do you mean you're broke? 375 00:19:38,245 --> 00:19:38,846 How are you gonna pay rent? 376 00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:44,919 Anna was gonna pay for me. 377 00:19:46,921 --> 00:19:49,387 We have to be outta here in two weeks. 378 00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:51,557 Fuck that. 379 00:19:51,559 --> 00:19:52,960 No, let's get outta here right now. 380 00:19:54,896 --> 00:19:56,227 Let's go! 381 00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:57,997 Right now? 382 00:19:57,999 --> 00:19:59,364 Yeah, look at this place, man. 383 00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:00,566 We can't stay here. 384 00:20:00,568 --> 00:20:01,867 It's a shell of its former self. 385 00:20:01,869 --> 00:20:03,069 It's bad fucking vibes. 386 00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:04,804 We gotta get outta here. 387 00:20:04,806 --> 00:20:05,905 Let's go. 388 00:20:08,710 --> 00:20:09,510 Where? 389 00:20:25,492 --> 00:20:27,492 - Hey. - Hi. 390 00:20:27,494 --> 00:20:28,462 Sorry. I just got your message. 391 00:20:34,936 --> 00:20:36,234 Whoa. 392 00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:37,337 It's not my room. 393 00:20:47,615 --> 00:20:48,983 Dryer's broken. 394 00:20:56,224 --> 00:20:58,023 Very nice. 395 00:20:58,025 --> 00:21:00,258 Now let's try one. 396 00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:03,129 Just lean, just move your head down just a little bit. 397 00:21:03,131 --> 00:21:04,764 Yes. Just like that. 398 00:21:04,766 --> 00:21:06,397 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Perfect. 399 00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:07,034 Nice. 400 00:21:09,937 --> 00:21:11,036 Yes. 401 00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:15,406 Oh, Señor Jordan. 402 00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:16,675 - What's up buddy? - Hey. 403 00:21:16,677 --> 00:21:18,010 Hey, thanks for hooking me up with that job today. 404 00:21:18,012 --> 00:21:19,578 Are you kidding? 405 00:21:19,580 --> 00:21:21,080 Thanks for covering for, what the fuck is his name? 406 00:21:21,082 --> 00:21:22,848 Kyle. Thank you. 407 00:21:22,850 --> 00:21:24,116 You saved our bacon. I appreciate you being here. 408 00:21:24,118 --> 00:21:25,818 Of course, definitely. 409 00:21:25,820 --> 00:21:27,285 Did you wanna see some of the pictures I took? 410 00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:28,554 No, I'm sure they're good. 411 00:21:28,556 --> 00:21:29,588 That's all right. 412 00:21:29,590 --> 00:21:30,923 You get paid by a company check? 413 00:21:30,925 --> 00:21:31,957 Is that right? 414 00:21:31,959 --> 00:21:33,959 Uh. Venmo. Venmo works. 415 00:21:33,961 --> 00:21:34,962 Ugh. All right. 416 00:21:36,329 --> 00:21:37,297 What's your name? 417 00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:41,233 It's gonna be @Jordan. 418 00:21:41,235 --> 00:21:42,268 Jordan. 419 00:21:42,270 --> 00:21:43,334 Jordan Arriaga. 420 00:21:43,336 --> 00:21:45,704 A-R-R-I 421 00:21:45,706 --> 00:21:47,106 Two R's. 422 00:21:47,108 --> 00:21:48,808 A-G-A. 423 00:21:48,810 --> 00:21:50,910 It's TX. 424 00:21:50,912 --> 00:21:51,579 TX. 425 00:21:52,312 --> 00:21:54,314 And send. All right. 426 00:21:57,285 --> 00:21:58,418 You're set. Thanks. 427 00:22:02,056 --> 00:22:04,690 Hey, you know, I saw on the website that y'all were hiring 428 00:22:04,692 --> 00:22:06,158 for a full-time position. 429 00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:07,193 You know, I'd really love to throw my name 430 00:22:07,195 --> 00:22:09,261 in the hat for that. 431 00:22:09,263 --> 00:22:11,263 Buddy, don't, don't ever listen to what they say 432 00:22:11,265 --> 00:22:12,598 on the website. 433 00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:14,399 They haven't updated that shit in years. 434 00:22:14,401 --> 00:22:15,400 No, we don't have a full time position. 435 00:22:15,402 --> 00:22:18,003 I'm sorry about that. 436 00:22:18,005 --> 00:22:21,140 I can put you on a waiting list if that's helpful, but. 437 00:22:21,142 --> 00:22:23,441 Okay. Yeah. Cool. 438 00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:24,176 All right. 439 00:22:24,178 --> 00:22:25,811 Sounds good. 440 00:22:25,813 --> 00:22:27,646 He's stressed, bro. He's stressed, bro. 441 00:22:27,648 --> 00:22:28,981 - He's getting lined up. - He's fucking stressed. 442 00:22:28,983 --> 00:22:29,515 - No, no, no. - He's getting lined up. 443 00:22:29,517 --> 00:22:30,716 Go, go, Dustin. 444 00:22:30,718 --> 00:22:31,784 His hands are down. 445 00:22:31,786 --> 00:22:33,018 His hands are down. Come on. 446 00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:33,752 His legs are weak. 447 00:22:33,754 --> 00:22:35,087 Take 'em. Take 'em. 448 00:22:35,089 --> 00:22:35,988 Take that shit. 449 00:22:35,990 --> 00:22:37,455 Take that! Go! 450 00:22:37,457 --> 00:22:38,624 Fucking go! 451 00:22:41,229 --> 00:22:41,594 - Fucking go. - Good night. 452 00:22:41,596 --> 00:22:43,095 That's fucking it. 453 00:22:43,097 --> 00:22:44,563 That's what we're gonna do for my birthday. 454 00:22:44,565 --> 00:22:46,031 We're gonna do a fucking championship fucking fight. 455 00:22:46,033 --> 00:22:47,099 And we're gonna do bestie rounds. 456 00:22:47,101 --> 00:22:48,234 We're gonna do me versus you 457 00:22:48,236 --> 00:22:49,835 and then we're gonna do Ben versus Jordan. 458 00:22:49,837 --> 00:22:52,137 - That is so fucking gay. - That's so gay. 459 00:22:52,139 --> 00:22:54,139 Is it gay to have a theme for your party? 460 00:22:54,141 --> 00:22:55,140 Yeah. Thank you, bro. 461 00:22:55,142 --> 00:22:56,208 A coke and molly theme maybe? 462 00:22:56,210 --> 00:22:58,677 Yes, please. 463 00:22:58,679 --> 00:22:59,678 Yeah, I can make that happen. 464 00:23:01,782 --> 00:23:02,915 Randy, if you say a fucking word, I swear to God. 465 00:23:02,917 --> 00:23:04,415 No way, guys. 466 00:23:04,417 --> 00:23:05,416 I got something. 467 00:23:08,556 --> 00:23:10,522 Oh no fucking way! 468 00:23:16,564 --> 00:23:18,163 It's fixed. 469 00:23:19,533 --> 00:23:20,799 Hell yeah. 470 00:23:20,801 --> 00:23:21,468 That's fucking right, bro. 471 00:23:35,249 --> 00:23:36,150 Where's your keys? 472 00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:40,953 Have you given any thought 473 00:23:40,955 --> 00:23:41,854 about what the fuck is gonna happen 474 00:23:41,856 --> 00:23:43,589 when Cody gets back tomorrow? 475 00:23:43,591 --> 00:23:46,091 I don't know, we'll move to the couches downstairs. 476 00:23:46,093 --> 00:23:50,095 You know, for the last two week I thought maybe 477 00:23:50,097 --> 00:23:51,530 'cause you kept saying that we'd figure it out together 478 00:23:51,532 --> 00:23:53,699 that we'd figure it out together. 479 00:23:53,701 --> 00:23:55,834 We are figuring it out together. 480 00:23:55,836 --> 00:23:57,536 Look, let's just talk about it tonight. 481 00:23:57,538 --> 00:23:59,405 But the party's tonight. 482 00:23:59,407 --> 00:24:00,074 Ben! 483 00:24:48,456 --> 00:24:50,089 Ben? 484 00:24:50,091 --> 00:24:51,223 Professor Gelman. 485 00:24:51,225 --> 00:24:53,058 Just, just Ron. 486 00:24:53,060 --> 00:24:54,893 I didn't recognize you with the beard. 487 00:24:54,895 --> 00:24:57,463 Wow, this is such a great surprise. 488 00:24:57,465 --> 00:24:58,998 You know, they don't have pics on these delivery apps, 489 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,199 you know, they're so impersonal. 490 00:25:00,201 --> 00:25:01,533 - Yeah. - Yeah. 491 00:25:01,535 --> 00:25:02,203 Wow. 492 00:25:03,571 --> 00:25:07,406 Well, I'm sorry to ruin your hopes 493 00:25:07,408 --> 00:25:08,240 for your students' futures. 494 00:25:08,242 --> 00:25:10,009 Come on. Stop it. Stop it. 495 00:25:10,011 --> 00:25:11,877 We're all just doing what we can, aren't we? 496 00:25:11,879 --> 00:25:13,746 Ah, is the sweet green here? 497 00:25:13,748 --> 00:25:15,781 So Ben, this is Arturo. 498 00:25:15,783 --> 00:25:17,649 He's a grad student in from Mexico City. 499 00:25:17,651 --> 00:25:19,184 We're hosting him in our guest house. 500 00:25:19,186 --> 00:25:19,620 Yeah, we were just 501 00:25:20,588 --> 00:25:23,155 Grading papers. 502 00:25:23,157 --> 00:25:25,758 Grading papers, yeah. 503 00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:27,192 Did um, did you say you have a guest house? 504 00:25:27,194 --> 00:25:28,560 We do. Yeah. 505 00:25:28,562 --> 00:25:29,595 We just finished renovations actually. 506 00:25:29,597 --> 00:25:30,131 You want a tour? 507 00:25:31,866 --> 00:25:34,967 No, I've, I've gotta get back to work. 508 00:25:34,969 --> 00:25:36,468 Sure, sure. I got you. 509 00:25:36,470 --> 00:25:38,037 Well, that means you should definitely come over 510 00:25:38,039 --> 00:25:38,572 for dinner then. 511 00:25:39,407 --> 00:25:41,073 Oh, okay. 512 00:25:41,075 --> 00:25:41,774 You still got my number, yeah? 513 00:25:41,776 --> 00:25:43,308 Yeah, I do. 514 00:25:43,310 --> 00:25:44,610 All right, well, hope to hear from you, okay? 515 00:25:44,612 --> 00:25:45,744 - Okay. - Thanks for the grub. 516 00:25:45,746 --> 00:25:46,247 - All right. - Bye bye. 517 00:25:50,519 --> 00:25:52,918 Like this. 518 00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:54,720 During class? That's fucked up. 519 00:25:54,722 --> 00:25:56,055 Feels kind of nice. 520 00:25:56,057 --> 00:25:58,257 It did, but he just had this like, 521 00:25:58,259 --> 00:26:00,692 creepy over-enthusiasm about my essays. 522 00:26:00,694 --> 00:26:01,760 Like I could practically hear 523 00:26:01,762 --> 00:26:04,329 his two inch boner springing up. 524 00:26:04,331 --> 00:26:08,634 But anyways, he actually looked kind of good with a beard. 525 00:26:08,636 --> 00:26:10,569 And a hundred dollar tip, that's like automatic hand job. 526 00:26:10,571 --> 00:26:12,771 Ew. Have some class, bro. 527 00:26:12,773 --> 00:26:14,773 No, I'm gonna have to take the guest house 528 00:26:14,775 --> 00:26:16,509 and be his live-in fuck slave 529 00:26:16,511 --> 00:26:18,477 if I'm gonna save up for New York at this rate. 530 00:26:18,479 --> 00:26:21,413 All right, no friend of mine is ever gonna be a slave. 531 00:26:21,415 --> 00:26:22,881 You guys can just stay here as long as you need. 532 00:26:22,883 --> 00:26:24,483 Cody's coming back tomorrow. 533 00:26:24,485 --> 00:26:26,852 You guys can sleep on the couch as long as you need. 534 00:26:26,854 --> 00:26:28,187 Well, then we should probably text him 535 00:26:28,189 --> 00:26:29,221 - before he gets here. - All right, dude, 536 00:26:29,223 --> 00:26:30,222 how about we just clean up his shit first thing 537 00:26:30,224 --> 00:26:30,856 in the morning and then we'll talk to him 538 00:26:30,858 --> 00:26:32,458 when he gets here, all right? 539 00:26:32,460 --> 00:26:36,395 But right now y'all gonna do this birthday molly with me. 540 00:26:36,397 --> 00:26:37,362 - Okay. - That's for you. 541 00:26:37,364 --> 00:26:39,131 Are you sure? 542 00:26:39,133 --> 00:26:39,867 - Fuck it. - That's yours. 543 00:26:41,202 --> 00:26:43,402 Where's Liz? 544 00:26:43,404 --> 00:26:44,705 I dunno who the fuck you're talking about. 545 00:26:45,639 --> 00:26:48,607 It's like, I know that New York 546 00:26:48,609 --> 00:26:50,843 is like everybody's fucking place that they want to move to, 547 00:26:50,845 --> 00:26:52,945 right, ut I've made my peace with that, right? 548 00:26:52,947 --> 00:26:55,747 Because like, I have known my whole life 549 00:26:55,749 --> 00:26:57,449 that I may have been born in Texas, 550 00:26:57,451 --> 00:26:58,984 but I'm sure as fuck not gonna die here. 551 00:26:58,986 --> 00:27:00,319 For sure, I feel like dying anywhere 552 00:27:00,321 --> 00:27:02,287 that's like not coastal would be so tragic. 553 00:27:02,289 --> 00:27:03,422 Like you were meant for New York. 554 00:27:03,424 --> 00:27:06,492 Oh my God, thank you so much for saying that. 555 00:27:06,494 --> 00:27:09,428 Yeah, man, I feel like you were meant to be there. 556 00:27:09,430 --> 00:27:11,363 I literally just said that. 557 00:27:11,365 --> 00:27:13,765 Neil, can I say something? 558 00:27:13,767 --> 00:27:15,100 I'm sorry, but you're one of the only friends 559 00:27:15,102 --> 00:27:17,669 from high school that we still have that lives here 560 00:27:17,671 --> 00:27:20,005 and like no one else understands, 561 00:27:20,007 --> 00:27:22,274 but like, you were the first out gay guy that I met 562 00:27:22,276 --> 00:27:24,544 even before Ben, because Ben wasn't out yet. 563 00:27:24,546 --> 00:27:28,213 And like, and like, I really appreciate that 564 00:27:28,215 --> 00:27:30,115 because I could finally accept the fact that I was bi 565 00:27:30,117 --> 00:27:31,783 and like, even though I only want to date women, 566 00:27:31,785 --> 00:27:33,685 I can still explore that side of myself. 567 00:27:33,687 --> 00:27:34,686 You know what I'm saying? 568 00:27:34,688 --> 00:27:36,255 So sweet. 569 00:27:36,257 --> 00:27:37,789 Yeah, he didn't though, 570 00:27:37,791 --> 00:27:38,625 but like, that's okay. 571 00:27:38,627 --> 00:27:39,758 It's the thought counts, 572 00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:41,160 - right? - Yeah. I did, I did. 573 00:27:41,162 --> 00:27:42,595 I hooked up with that guy freshman year. 574 00:27:42,597 --> 00:27:44,597 I've just been in a relationship this whole time. 575 00:27:44,599 --> 00:27:48,267 Yeah, I'm bi and Neil's the first guy I ever dated. 576 00:27:48,269 --> 00:27:49,602 And the last. 577 00:27:50,771 --> 00:27:52,304 I'm gonna get water. 578 00:27:52,306 --> 00:27:52,940 Okay. 579 00:27:57,077 --> 00:27:58,679 Okay, is he okay or what? 580 00:28:05,719 --> 00:28:06,253 Hey Jordan. 581 00:28:08,088 --> 00:28:09,589 Val. 582 00:28:09,591 --> 00:28:11,757 - Hey, what's up? - Hey. 583 00:28:11,759 --> 00:28:13,926 Water. 584 00:28:13,928 --> 00:28:15,093 Yeah, you know, I'd say sorry about Anna, 585 00:28:15,095 --> 00:28:16,895 but it seems like you're doing good. 586 00:28:16,897 --> 00:28:18,764 Yeah. Great. 587 00:28:18,766 --> 00:28:21,099 It's been, what, two months, right? 588 00:28:21,101 --> 00:28:23,636 Two weeks, but you know, I'm so great, 589 00:28:23,638 --> 00:28:25,704 still so. 590 00:28:25,706 --> 00:28:27,239 Glad you didn't leave. 591 00:28:27,241 --> 00:28:28,874 Like, LA sucks. 592 00:28:28,876 --> 00:28:31,611 - Mm. - Yeah. 593 00:28:31,613 --> 00:28:33,414 Austin's basically LA at this point, so why bother, right? 594 00:28:34,949 --> 00:28:36,750 Is that why you guys broke up? 595 00:28:39,787 --> 00:28:41,053 What? 596 00:28:41,055 --> 00:28:41,755 Um 597 00:28:42,456 --> 00:28:43,324 I'm sorry. 598 00:28:44,491 --> 00:28:47,361 Did, did you like no know or? 599 00:28:48,630 --> 00:28:49,797 Um. 600 00:28:52,066 --> 00:28:54,601 Of course I knew. 601 00:28:54,603 --> 00:28:56,034 I'm just fucking with you guys. 602 00:28:57,738 --> 00:28:58,439 Oh my God. 603 00:29:13,821 --> 00:29:15,320 Hey. 604 00:29:15,322 --> 00:29:15,854 My God, Abby. 605 00:29:15,856 --> 00:29:17,456 Hey. 606 00:29:17,458 --> 00:29:19,626 - I love you, Abby. - I love you. Hi. 607 00:29:19,628 --> 00:29:21,059 Hi. 608 00:29:21,061 --> 00:29:22,595 - Lemme just tell you. - Yeah? 609 00:29:22,597 --> 00:29:24,597 If I could have your hair cut, I absolutely would. 610 00:29:24,599 --> 00:29:25,565 It's unbelievably perfect. 611 00:29:25,567 --> 00:29:27,032 Hey Jordan. 612 00:29:27,034 --> 00:29:27,933 - This is all perfect. - Thank you so much. 613 00:29:27,935 --> 00:29:29,835 This is Kyra. She sells hats. 614 00:29:29,837 --> 00:29:30,969 This is Tristan. He sells drugs. 615 00:29:30,971 --> 00:29:32,771 Hi. Can I just... 616 00:29:32,773 --> 00:29:34,707 Selling drugs is the most important job in the world. 617 00:29:34,709 --> 00:29:36,842 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 618 00:29:36,844 --> 00:29:37,843 You hear that, babe? 619 00:29:37,845 --> 00:29:39,978 I can teach you. 620 00:29:39,980 --> 00:29:40,912 You have no idea how good I feel right now. 621 00:29:40,914 --> 00:29:41,448 I bet I do. 622 00:29:42,783 --> 00:29:46,952 Drink some water, yeah. 623 00:29:46,954 --> 00:29:49,054 I need to talk to you. 624 00:29:49,056 --> 00:29:50,188 Will you come with me for a second? 625 00:29:50,190 --> 00:29:51,423 - Okay. - Come on. 626 00:29:51,425 --> 00:29:52,359 OK, bye. 627 00:29:59,033 --> 00:30:01,634 What's going on? What's going on? 628 00:30:01,636 --> 00:30:04,002 Listen, I'm so fucking overwhelmed right now, 629 00:30:04,004 --> 00:30:05,538 but in the best way. 630 00:30:05,540 --> 00:30:08,140 There is so much love out there. 631 00:30:08,142 --> 00:30:11,476 And Anna, fucking withheld her love, right? 632 00:30:11,478 --> 00:30:11,910 - Yes. - Right? 633 00:30:11,912 --> 00:30:13,412 Mm-hm. 634 00:30:13,414 --> 00:30:15,080 But everyone out there loves me so much. 635 00:30:15,082 --> 00:30:16,381 Everyone out there loves you so much. 636 00:30:16,383 --> 00:30:18,551 It's just so much. 637 00:30:18,553 --> 00:30:19,920 Just, fuck, I just need a second. 638 00:30:25,092 --> 00:30:28,060 - I wanna move to New York with you. - What? 639 00:30:28,062 --> 00:30:29,629 I wanna move to New York with you bitch. 640 00:30:29,631 --> 00:30:30,763 You're just saying that 'cause you're. 641 00:30:30,765 --> 00:30:32,431 Fuck you. No I'm not. 642 00:30:32,433 --> 00:30:34,166 Listen, I've been thinking about this ever since Anna left. 643 00:30:34,168 --> 00:30:35,702 All right, I know Austin. 644 00:30:35,704 --> 00:30:37,570 I love it here. I know everyone. 645 00:30:37,572 --> 00:30:38,937 I know where everything is. I love everyone here. 646 00:30:38,939 --> 00:30:40,138 But it's like, you're right, 647 00:30:40,140 --> 00:30:41,406 I need to change my whole fucking life. 648 00:30:41,408 --> 00:30:42,709 We both do, so let's just do it together. 649 00:30:42,711 --> 00:30:44,309 Yes. 650 00:30:44,311 --> 00:30:45,877 Holy shit, am I fucking dreaming right now? 651 00:30:45,879 --> 00:30:47,112 No, this is not a fucking dream. 652 00:30:47,114 --> 00:30:48,548 This is fucking real. 653 00:30:48,550 --> 00:30:49,649 Do you remember when we were in New York 654 00:30:49,651 --> 00:30:51,049 and you were saying that we could go a whole day 655 00:30:51,051 --> 00:30:52,451 without paying for shit? 656 00:30:52,453 --> 00:30:53,251 - And we did that. - We did. 657 00:30:53,253 --> 00:30:54,853 Yeah, that was all us. 658 00:30:54,855 --> 00:30:55,487 We fucking did that. 659 00:30:55,489 --> 00:30:56,656 Exactly. 660 00:30:56,658 --> 00:30:57,923 So it's March right now. 661 00:30:57,925 --> 00:30:59,692 Uh-huh! 662 00:30:59,694 --> 00:31:02,094 Well, what if we just moved to New York at the end 663 00:31:02,096 --> 00:31:04,296 of the year and we just like spent the rest 664 00:31:04,298 --> 00:31:06,599 of the year not paying any rent 665 00:31:06,601 --> 00:31:07,966 and just like saving up a ton of money. 666 00:31:07,968 --> 00:31:09,401 Oh my God. 667 00:31:09,403 --> 00:31:10,068 Wait. Whoa. Okay. Wait. What do you mean? 668 00:31:10,070 --> 00:31:11,937 Well, think about it, okay? 669 00:31:11,939 --> 00:31:14,339 We're not paying any rent here, right? 670 00:31:14,341 --> 00:31:16,709 And when Cody comes back, the guys will talk to him 671 00:31:16,711 --> 00:31:18,977 and we can stay here for at least two more months at least. 672 00:31:18,979 --> 00:31:20,713 Right, okay, and then after that, what are we gonna do? 673 00:31:20,715 --> 00:31:23,248 Well, you just fucking said it. 674 00:31:23,250 --> 00:31:24,282 - Our friends. - Our friends. 675 00:31:24,284 --> 00:31:25,585 Okay? 676 00:31:25,587 --> 00:31:26,853 - Oh my God. - They fucking love us. 677 00:31:26,855 --> 00:31:28,788 We can just stay with them. 678 00:31:28,790 --> 00:31:31,089 And, and we don't even have to stay that long 679 00:31:31,091 --> 00:31:32,558 because if we outstay our welcome. 680 00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:33,693 - We can just go some else. - We just go somewhere else. 681 00:31:33,695 --> 00:31:34,794 - Exactly. - We can go somewhere else. 682 00:31:34,796 --> 00:31:36,161 We're staying with Caleb and Randy. 683 00:31:36,163 --> 00:31:37,095 Yeah, but then we can stay with Abby, 684 00:31:37,097 --> 00:31:38,029 and then we can stay with Neil and Joe 685 00:31:39,701 --> 00:31:40,533 Yo, what the fuck are you guys doing in here? 686 00:31:40,535 --> 00:31:41,967 - One second. - Hold on. Hold on. 687 00:31:41,969 --> 00:31:43,770 Here, look at me. I fucking love you. 688 00:31:43,772 --> 00:31:45,170 I fucking love you. I fucking love this plan. 689 00:31:45,172 --> 00:31:48,073 Oh my fucking God. 690 00:31:48,075 --> 00:31:49,007 And look, it'll be like a social experiment. 691 00:31:49,009 --> 00:31:50,075 - Yes. - Yes. 692 00:31:50,077 --> 00:31:51,042 Let's fucking do it. 693 00:31:51,044 --> 00:31:51,778 Let's do it together. 694 00:31:51,780 --> 00:31:52,845 Let's fucking do it. 695 00:31:52,847 --> 00:31:54,714 - Yes. Yes. - Yes. Yes. 696 00:31:54,716 --> 00:31:56,248 - All right. Guys. - Guys. 697 00:31:56,250 --> 00:31:57,517 What the fuck are you doing, 698 00:31:57,519 --> 00:32:00,051 trying to keep me outta my own room? 699 00:32:15,436 --> 00:32:16,903 Dude! 700 00:32:16,905 --> 00:32:17,936 Oh fuck! I'm sorry. 701 00:32:17,938 --> 00:32:19,971 Oh, we just washed these. 702 00:32:19,973 --> 00:32:21,006 Randy. It's fine. Shut the up. 703 00:32:21,008 --> 00:32:22,508 I'll wash it later. 704 00:32:22,510 --> 00:32:24,577 Fuck you, man. You mean I'll wash them. 705 00:32:24,579 --> 00:32:27,312 But whatever man, I don't give a fuck. 706 00:32:27,314 --> 00:32:29,116 And I know you steal my fucking Adderall too. 707 00:32:32,554 --> 00:32:34,188 I don't know what he's talking about. 708 00:32:39,694 --> 00:32:40,927 I fucking love it, dude. 709 00:32:40,929 --> 00:32:41,761 I fucking love it. 710 00:32:41,763 --> 00:32:42,762 Social experiment. 711 00:32:42,764 --> 00:32:44,262 Back what I said. 712 00:32:44,264 --> 00:32:46,031 Yo, yo, yo, how do you guys come up with this shit? 713 00:32:46,033 --> 00:32:47,667 I mean, look at our lives, man, right? 714 00:32:47,669 --> 00:32:49,401 Like, we don't have shit going on. 715 00:32:49,403 --> 00:32:51,269 We don't have shit to lose. 716 00:32:51,271 --> 00:32:52,672 So it's like the universe is just telling us 717 00:32:52,674 --> 00:32:53,506 to roll with it. 718 00:32:53,508 --> 00:32:54,676 And. 719 00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:02,147 Cody, what the fuck are you doing here so early? 720 00:33:02,149 --> 00:33:03,950 I texted y'all in the group chat yesterday. 721 00:33:03,952 --> 00:33:05,618 What the hell happened here? 722 00:33:05,620 --> 00:33:06,453 It's my birthday. 723 00:33:07,589 --> 00:33:10,489 Can y'all not? It's a family quilt. 724 00:33:10,491 --> 00:33:11,726 Shit. Sorry. 725 00:33:17,565 --> 00:33:19,734 It's like a fucking hurricane tore through this place. 726 00:33:21,803 --> 00:33:24,302 In my fucking room. 727 00:33:24,304 --> 00:33:26,438 - Caleb said it'll be fine. - He just gets like this. 728 00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:27,773 They just gotta run it by him. 729 00:33:27,775 --> 00:33:30,275 And maybe we can stay in here 730 00:33:30,277 --> 00:33:32,512 or we can stay in Randy's or we can stay. 731 00:33:32,514 --> 00:33:34,246 Yeah, I'm fucking telling them, dude. 732 00:33:34,248 --> 00:33:34,881 Who gives a fuck about the smoke detector? 733 00:33:34,883 --> 00:33:37,583 Hey guys. Um. 734 00:33:37,585 --> 00:33:40,586 So, uh, Cody's being just such a fucking asshole 735 00:33:40,588 --> 00:33:41,486 and we're like trying to talk to him, 736 00:33:41,488 --> 00:33:43,223 but he's just like, um... 737 00:33:44,926 --> 00:33:47,325 Fuck guys, I'm really sorry. 738 00:33:47,327 --> 00:33:50,195 He's just like the biggest fucking asshole on Earth. 739 00:33:50,197 --> 00:33:55,035 And, and, uh... Fuck, guys. I'm sorry. 740 00:33:56,203 --> 00:33:58,270 What about our mattresses? 741 00:33:58,272 --> 00:34:00,540 I'll just ask Caleb if we can keep them here. 742 00:34:00,542 --> 00:34:02,542 I was thinking we could even try to sell them. 743 00:34:02,544 --> 00:34:04,044 That'd be an easy hundo at least for each of us. 744 00:34:05,580 --> 00:34:07,379 Do you still think this is a good plan? 745 00:34:07,381 --> 00:34:09,214 Oh, fuck yes, I do. 746 00:34:09,216 --> 00:34:09,751 Just trust me, all right? 747 00:34:30,337 --> 00:34:31,839 I'll just be a second. 748 00:34:39,446 --> 00:34:41,246 What's up guys? 749 00:34:41,248 --> 00:34:42,748 What's up? 750 00:34:42,750 --> 00:34:44,951 Hey. 751 00:34:44,953 --> 00:34:46,251 Abby, I set a fucking reminder on my phone. 752 00:34:46,253 --> 00:34:47,520 It's been two weeks. 753 00:34:47,522 --> 00:34:49,822 Okay, I will talk to them, alright? 754 00:34:49,824 --> 00:34:51,423 I just don't wanna kick 'em out. 755 00:34:51,425 --> 00:34:53,124 I care about these guys. 756 00:34:53,126 --> 00:34:53,795 They're going through a rough patch. 757 00:34:54,929 --> 00:34:58,531 Isn't the gay one your ex? 758 00:34:58,533 --> 00:35:01,567 From like freshman year, yeah. 759 00:35:01,569 --> 00:35:03,703 And also he's not gay, he's bi, okay? 760 00:35:03,705 --> 00:35:05,571 Is he though? 761 00:35:05,573 --> 00:35:07,174 He broke your heart. Now he's eating my fucking pistachios. 762 00:35:10,912 --> 00:35:14,515 Hey, um, you ever need any help running product or...? 763 00:35:16,084 --> 00:35:19,085 Like, like a runner? 764 00:35:19,087 --> 00:35:20,953 Yeah, like a runner. 765 00:35:20,955 --> 00:35:22,387 Do you ever need any help with any of that or? 766 00:35:22,389 --> 00:35:24,790 No, man, I'm flattered, 767 00:35:24,792 --> 00:35:26,926 but it's not that big an operation. 768 00:35:26,928 --> 00:35:29,127 It's just, I basically just sell to my friends 769 00:35:29,129 --> 00:35:30,163 and my friend's friends. But um... 770 00:35:30,832 --> 00:35:32,098 - Cool. - Yeah. 771 00:35:32,100 --> 00:35:33,566 No, that's cool. 772 00:35:33,568 --> 00:35:34,100 - I'm sorry. Yeah. - No, that's cool. 773 00:35:34,102 --> 00:35:34,669 You ready? 774 00:35:36,037 --> 00:35:38,070 Let's just stay here. 775 00:35:38,072 --> 00:35:39,239 Yeah, hang out with us. 776 00:35:53,453 --> 00:35:54,219 Dude, are you okay? 777 00:35:58,492 --> 00:35:59,259 Ben? 778 00:36:00,995 --> 00:36:01,729 Ben? 779 00:36:03,463 --> 00:36:06,364 Can we talk about the plan again? 780 00:36:06,366 --> 00:36:09,001 I said plan's simple, okay? 781 00:36:09,003 --> 00:36:12,337 We just stay outta people's hair 782 00:36:12,339 --> 00:36:14,372 and we do favors and shit for them if they ask 783 00:36:14,374 --> 00:36:15,208 and we focus on making money. 784 00:36:16,010 --> 00:36:16,778 Yeah. 785 00:36:19,346 --> 00:36:21,381 I just dunno how I'm gonna do that last part. 786 00:36:23,918 --> 00:36:24,786 You're creative. 787 00:36:26,319 --> 00:36:27,254 Be creative. 788 00:36:30,992 --> 00:36:32,124 Hey, hey. 789 00:36:32,126 --> 00:36:32,827 Hey. 790 00:36:34,796 --> 00:36:36,896 You need any help? 791 00:36:36,898 --> 00:36:39,765 No, thank you. I'm good. 792 00:36:39,767 --> 00:36:41,199 Teaching my class at First Street today. 793 00:36:41,201 --> 00:36:41,769 Oh, cool. 794 00:36:42,937 --> 00:36:45,604 How's your day going? 795 00:36:45,606 --> 00:36:48,140 I just updated my website and portfolio, so that's cool. 796 00:36:48,142 --> 00:36:49,307 That's good. 797 00:36:49,309 --> 00:36:50,876 I've been looking for jobs, 798 00:36:50,878 --> 00:36:52,011 but everything pays so fucking little. 799 00:36:52,013 --> 00:36:52,547 Yeah. 800 00:36:54,182 --> 00:36:56,247 Thinking about doing deliveries, 801 00:36:56,249 --> 00:36:57,415 but then what would Ben do? 802 00:36:57,417 --> 00:36:59,417 You know? 803 00:36:59,419 --> 00:37:01,923 I just wanna get paid to take my stupid little pictures. 804 00:37:06,728 --> 00:37:07,595 Do you do video? 805 00:37:38,325 --> 00:37:41,026 You better get to it. 806 00:37:41,028 --> 00:37:42,928 I gotta get back to work. 807 00:37:42,930 --> 00:37:45,531 Let me eat your ass first. I'll be quick. 808 00:37:45,533 --> 00:37:46,500 Don't be too quick. 809 00:37:56,276 --> 00:37:57,277 What's your rent? 810 00:37:58,713 --> 00:37:59,914 Oh, wait, don't, don't, don't tell me. 811 00:38:05,052 --> 00:38:08,921 Hey, I saw snacks downstairs. 812 00:38:08,923 --> 00:38:10,222 Can anyone have those? 813 00:38:21,002 --> 00:38:23,102 Honestly, it was just great being able 814 00:38:23,104 --> 00:38:24,170 to take pictures again. 815 00:38:24,172 --> 00:38:25,137 Oh, that's nice. 816 00:38:25,139 --> 00:38:26,437 Yeah. 817 00:38:26,439 --> 00:38:27,909 Is she gonna pay you? 818 00:38:29,677 --> 00:38:32,611 I don't know. We haven't really talked about that yet. 819 00:38:32,613 --> 00:38:33,446 You need to ask her. 820 00:38:34,916 --> 00:38:37,482 - I don't know. - You should. 821 00:38:37,484 --> 00:38:39,552 But they're like hosting us. 822 00:38:39,554 --> 00:38:41,622 Yeah, but you gotta get your fucking bag, dude. 823 00:38:49,597 --> 00:38:51,530 This is so good, you guys. Thank you. 824 00:38:51,532 --> 00:38:53,666 Of course. 825 00:38:53,668 --> 00:38:54,834 We wanted to pay you back for being such great hosts. 826 00:38:54,836 --> 00:38:55,935 Yeah, thanks for letting us 827 00:38:55,937 --> 00:38:58,070 use your groceries too, honestly. 828 00:38:58,072 --> 00:38:58,971 Of course, at least someone's putting 'em to good use. 829 00:38:58,973 --> 00:38:59,672 You know? 830 00:39:01,275 --> 00:39:03,676 I think Abby's subsisted solely on 3AM Whataburger 831 00:39:03,678 --> 00:39:06,912 for like all of freshman year. 832 00:39:06,914 --> 00:39:09,048 Ah, yeah, that was my eating disorder that year. 833 00:39:09,050 --> 00:39:10,816 So yeah, that sounds about right. 834 00:39:10,818 --> 00:39:12,718 Thank you for bringing that up. 835 00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:14,119 - Thank you. - You were a mess. 836 00:39:14,121 --> 00:39:15,788 I was a mess, probably 'cause I was dating you then. 837 00:39:15,790 --> 00:39:17,388 Hey! 838 00:39:17,390 --> 00:39:18,924 What was that like? 839 00:39:18,926 --> 00:39:20,326 What? 840 00:39:20,328 --> 00:39:20,962 Being his only girlfriend. 841 00:39:22,063 --> 00:39:26,031 It was fun, yeah. 842 00:39:26,033 --> 00:39:27,833 I got a lot of my good sleeping T-shirts out of it. 843 00:39:27,835 --> 00:39:28,968 You know? 844 00:39:28,970 --> 00:39:30,435 - Fun? - Yeah. 845 00:39:30,437 --> 00:39:31,537 - Really? - Yes. 846 00:39:31,539 --> 00:39:32,573 You fucking hated me. 847 00:39:33,674 --> 00:39:36,642 I didn't hate you. I didn't. 848 00:39:36,644 --> 00:39:37,743 I didn't hate you. 849 00:39:37,745 --> 00:39:40,546 I just, I thought you had a lot 850 00:39:40,548 --> 00:39:42,548 of issues with women, that's all. 851 00:39:42,550 --> 00:39:44,250 Issues with women. What the fuck? 852 00:39:44,252 --> 00:39:46,118 What the fuck? 853 00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:47,987 I don't have fucking issues with women. 854 00:39:47,989 --> 00:39:49,021 What do you. 855 00:39:49,023 --> 00:39:52,024 - You don't? - I don't. I don't. 856 00:39:52,026 --> 00:39:53,859 Is that what all your female friends are telling you? 857 00:39:53,861 --> 00:39:54,526 Is that the feedback you're getting? 858 00:39:55,263 --> 00:39:56,829 Nice. 859 00:39:56,831 --> 00:39:57,963 I don't wanna talk about this anymore. 860 00:39:57,965 --> 00:39:58,864 Well, let's not talk about it then. 861 00:39:58,866 --> 00:39:59,832 Okay, great. Let's change the subject. 862 00:39:59,834 --> 00:40:00,900 Let's change the subject. 863 00:40:00,902 --> 00:40:02,301 What did you guys do today? 864 00:40:02,303 --> 00:40:03,771 I taught one of my dance classes 865 00:40:04,805 --> 00:40:06,538 and he came and filmed it. 866 00:40:06,540 --> 00:40:07,907 - Really? - Mm-hm! 867 00:40:07,909 --> 00:40:08,641 - That's really nice. - It was really nice. 868 00:40:08,643 --> 00:40:09,409 Are you gonna pay him? 869 00:40:13,413 --> 00:40:17,349 Huh! Okay. Uh... 870 00:40:17,351 --> 00:40:19,385 So you guys said that you would be out in two weeks. 871 00:40:19,387 --> 00:40:19,887 Is that right? 872 00:40:44,211 --> 00:40:47,112 There's nothing you can do 873 00:40:47,114 --> 00:40:49,381 to convince me that God did not take an extra day 874 00:40:49,383 --> 00:40:51,752 to. 875 00:41:21,882 --> 00:41:23,517 All right, it's karaoke night, bitches. 876 00:41:28,556 --> 00:41:30,191 Did he say karaoke night? 877 00:41:38,332 --> 00:41:41,066 They're not fucking working. They're dead. 878 00:41:41,068 --> 00:41:42,001 Why did you not charge it like I told to? 879 00:41:42,003 --> 00:41:43,369 I couldn't find the charger. 880 00:41:43,371 --> 00:41:44,937 The case is the charger. 881 00:41:44,939 --> 00:41:46,505 Why did you not put it in the case? 882 00:41:49,043 --> 00:41:49,108 Okay, it's kinda like a social experiment. 883 00:41:49,110 --> 00:41:50,609 Exactly. 884 00:41:50,611 --> 00:41:53,278 It's more of a survival plan. 885 00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:55,581 A whole year, and you've already crashed at three spots 886 00:41:55,583 --> 00:41:56,982 in one month? 887 00:41:56,984 --> 00:41:59,218 Well, the idea was the calendar year, 888 00:41:59,220 --> 00:42:00,919 so three months and three. 889 00:42:00,921 --> 00:42:02,023 Three months. Three spots. 890 00:42:09,730 --> 00:42:10,965 Does anyone have cigs? 891 00:42:15,936 --> 00:42:16,568 Dude, she picked your clothes out for you? 892 00:42:16,570 --> 00:42:18,237 No. 893 00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:21,540 She just helped me with my fashion sense, that's all. 894 00:42:21,542 --> 00:42:23,809 I totally get that. 895 00:42:23,811 --> 00:42:25,277 It's like whenever me and my ex broke up, I didn't. 896 00:42:25,279 --> 00:42:27,413 Drink, oh! 897 00:42:27,415 --> 00:42:28,515 Yeah, they're drinking whenever I bring up my ex. 898 00:42:28,517 --> 00:42:30,215 - That's so mean. - Yeah. 899 00:42:30,217 --> 00:42:31,216 Friends keep friends accountable. 900 00:42:31,218 --> 00:42:31,852 Yeah. 901 00:42:32,787 --> 00:42:35,154 I feel like if I didn't have Ben, 902 00:42:35,156 --> 00:42:36,523 I'd probably crawl into a pit of despair and not come out. 903 00:42:36,525 --> 00:42:37,990 Facts. 904 00:42:37,992 --> 00:42:40,459 That's why I've been doing. 905 00:42:40,461 --> 00:42:42,094 It's like no one tells you that when you break up 906 00:42:42,096 --> 00:42:43,295 with someone after four years, 907 00:42:43,297 --> 00:42:44,563 it's like you're losing your best friend too. 908 00:42:44,565 --> 00:42:45,664 Yeah, exactly. 909 00:42:47,201 --> 00:42:48,834 Body by BJJ, baby. 910 00:42:48,836 --> 00:42:50,569 Oh, I wish I could get into that. 911 00:42:50,571 --> 00:42:52,704 You should. You're a fucking man. 912 00:42:52,706 --> 00:42:54,173 Don't you just have that desire 913 00:42:54,175 --> 00:42:56,141 to pummel another man into submission. 914 00:42:56,143 --> 00:42:57,810 Literally. No. 915 00:42:57,812 --> 00:42:58,846 I wanna be the guy that gets pummeled. 916 00:43:02,917 --> 00:43:05,518 Hey, do you think that Jordan and I could ever crash 917 00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:06,053 at your place? 918 00:43:07,354 --> 00:43:09,290 Oh. 919 00:43:11,292 --> 00:43:12,026 Yeah. 920 00:43:13,994 --> 00:43:16,395 Mm. Nah. 921 00:43:16,397 --> 00:43:18,730 Like, I just enjoy my privacy too much. 922 00:43:18,732 --> 00:43:19,731 No, look, it's cool. 923 00:43:19,733 --> 00:43:21,066 I shouldn't even have asked. 924 00:43:21,068 --> 00:43:21,969 - Let me in, you fucking cunts. 925 00:43:23,404 --> 00:43:26,972 Line for the host. Come on. 926 00:43:26,974 --> 00:43:28,508 I swear to fucking God, 927 00:43:28,510 --> 00:43:30,577 if another Swiftie belts their hearts out out there, 928 00:43:30,579 --> 00:43:32,244 I'm going to get the fucking gun. It's that serious. 929 00:43:32,246 --> 00:43:32,813 Thank you. 930 00:43:34,615 --> 00:43:36,150 Richard, have you been working out? 931 00:43:37,318 --> 00:43:38,817 Shit. 932 00:43:41,155 --> 00:43:45,392 Sorry, there are people fucking in my room. 933 00:43:46,994 --> 00:43:50,095 Neil said I could lie down here for a second. 934 00:43:50,097 --> 00:43:53,067 No worries. I'm just grabbing Neil's poppers real quick. 935 00:43:54,401 --> 00:43:55,636 I did too much coke. 936 00:43:56,971 --> 00:44:00,272 I think my heart's gonna explode. 937 00:44:00,274 --> 00:44:03,475 Here, do some box breathing with me. 938 00:44:03,477 --> 00:44:04,577 What's that? 939 00:44:04,579 --> 00:44:07,079 It's a tactic used by Navy SEALs 940 00:44:07,081 --> 00:44:10,048 to help regulate their bio rhythms under pressure. 941 00:44:10,050 --> 00:44:10,985 Just close your eyes. 942 00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:14,288 Inhale for four. 943 00:44:17,324 --> 00:44:18,625 Exhale for four. 944 00:44:20,361 --> 00:44:21,760 And then 945 00:44:21,762 --> 00:44:22,327 - Hey. - Hey kiddos. 946 00:44:22,329 --> 00:44:24,463 Hey. 947 00:44:24,465 --> 00:44:27,499 I was just getting my shit together, box breathing. 948 00:44:27,501 --> 00:44:29,268 Cool, have you seen how crazy it's getting out there? 949 00:44:29,270 --> 00:44:30,702 There are people fucking in our room. 950 00:44:30,704 --> 00:44:32,273 Boys. Boys, boys. 951 00:44:33,741 --> 00:44:35,109 Oh, room for one more? 952 00:44:37,579 --> 00:44:39,411 Mmm. 953 00:44:39,413 --> 00:44:41,446 I love my chosen family. 954 00:44:41,448 --> 00:44:43,916 - Me too. - Mm. 955 00:44:43,918 --> 00:44:45,384 Now, can you please help me get these faggots 956 00:44:45,386 --> 00:44:46,053 out of my house? 957 00:44:52,059 --> 00:44:56,228 What if I narrated every single detail about having sex? 958 00:44:56,230 --> 00:44:57,829 Do you think that's something 959 00:44:57,831 --> 00:44:58,897 that would be particularly interesting 960 00:44:58,899 --> 00:45:00,766 or scintillating, Gio? 961 00:45:00,768 --> 00:45:02,434 I'm sorry, I just asked about that. 962 00:45:02,436 --> 00:45:03,302 Have you ever heard somebody explain a joke? 963 00:45:03,304 --> 00:45:04,671 It's the worst. 964 00:45:04,673 --> 00:45:06,738 Okay. I know. I, I'm sorry. 965 00:45:06,740 --> 00:45:07,174 Dumb fuck. 966 00:45:09,043 --> 00:45:10,945 And here we have... 967 00:45:11,879 --> 00:45:14,046 The "Rose Quartz." 968 00:45:14,048 --> 00:45:17,316 These stones are absolutely gorgeous. 969 00:45:17,318 --> 00:45:19,084 Just 19.99. 970 00:45:19,086 --> 00:45:21,386 Okay, okay, I get it. 971 00:45:21,388 --> 00:45:22,655 I'm not finished. 972 00:45:22,657 --> 00:45:24,756 I know. 973 00:45:24,758 --> 00:45:27,859 I can't buy any of these right now. 974 00:45:27,861 --> 00:45:29,895 I just told you I don't have any money. 975 00:45:29,897 --> 00:45:31,330 You can sell these! 976 00:45:31,332 --> 00:45:32,998 Like me. 977 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,067 And your friends can join in, too. 978 00:45:35,069 --> 00:45:37,736 Ben, Anna, they'd love it. 979 00:45:37,738 --> 00:45:39,639 You already know what I think. 980 00:45:39,641 --> 00:45:40,939 Don't start with me about pyramids. 981 00:45:40,941 --> 00:45:43,643 Mom, I'm sorry. 982 00:45:43,645 --> 00:45:47,012 But what about the protein shakes and the coffee? 983 00:45:47,014 --> 00:45:48,447 Isn't it the same thing? 984 00:45:48,449 --> 00:45:50,415 Alright. 985 00:45:50,417 --> 00:45:51,085 That's your loss. 986 00:45:52,486 --> 00:45:57,089 Do you think Anna would like to hear about this? 987 00:45:57,091 --> 00:45:59,091 I can give you a brochure to show her. 988 00:45:59,093 --> 00:46:00,227 We don't talk anymore. 989 00:46:01,862 --> 00:46:04,697 She moved to Los Angeles. 990 00:46:04,699 --> 00:46:08,133 Just because you broke up doesn't mean that you can't be friends. 991 00:46:08,135 --> 00:46:09,403 You and Dad aren't friends. 992 00:46:13,474 --> 00:46:15,807 Can you give me a ride to where I'm staying? 993 00:46:15,809 --> 00:46:16,977 Sure. 994 00:46:18,412 --> 00:46:20,347 So what's Ben up to? 995 00:46:21,282 --> 00:46:22,283 I'm sorry. 996 00:46:25,419 --> 00:46:29,555 Babe, I'm sorry but you're being fucking bitch. 997 00:46:29,557 --> 00:46:30,824 Oh, hey, hey, just leave that right there. 998 00:46:32,226 --> 00:46:35,728 Gotta scan your ID first. 999 00:46:35,730 --> 00:46:37,296 Oh, I left my wallet upstairs 1000 00:46:37,298 --> 00:46:40,198 so just fucking leave it, dude. 1001 00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:42,535 Okay, but then I'm gonna need a tip. 1002 00:46:42,537 --> 00:46:44,872 I tipped you in the app already. 1003 00:46:47,107 --> 00:46:48,807 Okay. Just one... 1004 00:46:48,809 --> 00:46:49,511 Hold on. 1005 00:47:01,623 --> 00:47:02,789 What's up? 1006 00:47:02,791 --> 00:47:03,457 Oh, hey. 1007 00:47:50,871 --> 00:47:54,339 So it's her friend's apartment's gym. 1008 00:47:54,341 --> 00:47:55,874 Why the fuck did you go back there? 1009 00:47:55,876 --> 00:47:57,376 Because I still have a key 1010 00:47:57,378 --> 00:47:58,877 and I can't afford a gym membership. 1011 00:47:58,879 --> 00:48:01,046 Well, did she see you? 1012 00:48:01,048 --> 00:48:04,216 I don't know. I thought she was in fucking LA. 1013 00:48:04,218 --> 00:48:06,652 Facebook's been trying to get me to go out there forever, 1014 00:48:06,654 --> 00:48:09,020 but there's just no fucking way it's happening. 1015 00:48:09,022 --> 00:48:10,455 What do you even do there? 1016 00:48:10,457 --> 00:48:12,493 Um, I'm a content supervisor. 1017 00:48:14,094 --> 00:48:15,062 What's that? 1018 00:48:16,531 --> 00:48:19,832 I don't know anyone who uses Facebook anymore, 1019 00:48:19,834 --> 00:48:23,135 but apparently it's just this cesspool of beheadings, 1020 00:48:23,137 --> 00:48:25,638 shootings, child torture porn, 1021 00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:28,875 people going absolutely fucking sicko mode on each other. 1022 00:48:28,877 --> 00:48:31,544 And my team goes through a portion of the traffic every week 1023 00:48:31,546 --> 00:48:34,346 to weed out the torture and porn. 1024 00:48:34,348 --> 00:48:38,383 But yeah, it's super demoralizing 1025 00:48:38,385 --> 00:48:40,252 and actually really spiritually upsetting. 1026 00:48:40,254 --> 00:48:42,220 But I don't know. 1027 00:48:42,222 --> 00:48:43,288 I'm basically numb to everything 1028 00:48:43,290 --> 00:48:45,459 by this point, so. 1029 00:48:48,328 --> 00:48:51,196 So Gio, are you still working at the library? 1030 00:48:51,198 --> 00:48:53,666 No, I got laid off, 1031 00:48:53,668 --> 00:48:55,233 so I've just been helping friends out 1032 00:48:55,235 --> 00:48:56,336 with creative projects lately. 1033 00:48:57,505 --> 00:49:01,041 But I get to live my house husband dream. 1034 00:49:03,711 --> 00:49:07,145 You always make me feel so dumb, like. 1035 00:49:07,147 --> 00:49:09,281 Keep your fucking voice down. 1036 00:49:09,283 --> 00:49:11,818 You disrespect is out of control tonight. 1037 00:49:11,820 --> 00:49:13,353 Now don't look at me. Look down at the ground. 1038 00:49:18,192 --> 00:49:19,458 Come back to a neutral. 1039 00:49:21,863 --> 00:49:24,831 I love this chick. 1040 00:49:24,833 --> 00:49:27,432 Sorry, I asked Neil if I could just work out here. 1041 00:49:27,434 --> 00:49:29,034 You're all good. 1042 00:49:29,036 --> 00:49:29,671 The stretches are damn hard though. 1043 00:49:31,071 --> 00:49:32,473 You need a hand? 1044 00:49:33,875 --> 00:49:35,008 Yeah. 1045 00:49:36,210 --> 00:49:38,343 How's that feel? 1046 00:49:38,345 --> 00:49:41,616 It feels good. Thanks. 1047 00:49:44,886 --> 00:49:46,019 I think that's good. 1048 00:49:57,565 --> 00:50:00,568 What time does Neil get home? 1049 00:50:22,122 --> 00:50:24,524 Hello? 1050 00:50:24,526 --> 00:50:26,124 Hi, I'm your Munchr driver. 1051 00:50:26,126 --> 00:50:27,960 I just delivered your sushi. 1052 00:50:27,962 --> 00:50:31,697 Uh. Yeah, I just got it. Thanks. 1053 00:50:31,699 --> 00:50:33,933 Did you need help figuring out the tipping function? 1054 00:50:33,935 --> 00:50:36,869 Um, I'm sorry? 1055 00:50:36,871 --> 00:50:39,741 I just, I noticed that you didn't leave a tip in the app. 1056 00:50:41,308 --> 00:50:43,310 Um, I... Were you going to? 1057 00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:46,814 Hey. 1058 00:50:56,524 --> 00:51:00,026 Hey, just need to get my laptop charger. 1059 00:51:00,028 --> 00:51:02,329 Sorry. My bad. 1060 00:51:03,965 --> 00:51:05,533 Oh dammit! I'm sorry. 1061 00:51:12,406 --> 00:51:14,640 You guys totally fucked? 1062 00:51:14,642 --> 00:51:16,308 What? 1063 00:51:16,310 --> 00:51:17,108 Don't act like I haven't noticed how flirty you've been 1064 00:51:17,110 --> 00:51:18,644 ever since we got here. 1065 00:51:18,646 --> 00:51:20,947 I felt like the wife would get cheated on a gay porn, 1066 00:51:20,949 --> 00:51:22,349 and now you guys can't even look each other in the eye? 1067 00:51:26,521 --> 00:51:28,688 - Oh, oh my God. - Please. 1068 00:51:28,690 --> 00:51:31,857 You fucking dog. You're an animal. 1069 00:51:31,859 --> 00:51:34,192 What, is that the first guy in four years? 1070 00:51:34,194 --> 00:51:36,461 Have you even fucked a guy before? 1071 00:51:36,463 --> 00:51:37,930 I'm obsessed. I need to know everything, okay? 1072 00:51:37,932 --> 00:51:39,865 Every last nasty little detail. 1073 00:51:39,867 --> 00:51:42,068 I'm not telling you anything. 1074 00:51:42,070 --> 00:51:43,134 What? Why? 1075 00:51:43,136 --> 00:51:44,704 I tell you everything. 1076 00:51:44,706 --> 00:51:46,706 I told you how I threw up on that guy's dick 1077 00:51:46,708 --> 00:51:48,473 'cause it smelled like barbecue sauce. 1078 00:51:48,475 --> 00:51:49,842 Maybe I didn't want to know that. 1079 00:51:49,844 --> 00:51:52,177 Well, you would tell me everything about you and Anna. 1080 00:51:52,179 --> 00:51:53,779 That was different. 1081 00:51:53,781 --> 00:51:56,782 Look, you're making me feel real weird about this, 1082 00:51:56,784 --> 00:51:57,917 all right, can you please just chill out? 1083 00:51:57,919 --> 00:51:58,586 Please? 1084 00:52:02,523 --> 00:52:03,758 Okay, fine. I get it. 1085 00:52:05,593 --> 00:52:07,827 I still can't believe you did that. 1086 00:52:07,829 --> 00:52:10,462 I mean, that's the first cool thing you've done 1087 00:52:10,464 --> 00:52:11,431 since you've been single honestly, fuck. 1088 00:52:14,636 --> 00:52:16,836 Fuck, wait. 1089 00:52:16,838 --> 00:52:18,370 - What? - Well, 1090 00:52:18,372 --> 00:52:19,605 I think you may have really fumbled the fucking bag 1091 00:52:19,607 --> 00:52:20,338 - for us here, dude. - What do you mean? 1092 00:52:20,340 --> 00:52:22,140 Well, what if Neil finds out? 1093 00:52:22,142 --> 00:52:23,576 Or what if Gio tells him? 1094 00:52:23,578 --> 00:52:25,845 Well, that's not gonna happen. 1095 00:52:25,847 --> 00:52:29,048 It was a tiny little shared moment between the two of us 1096 00:52:29,050 --> 00:52:30,382 and now it's in the past. 1097 00:52:30,384 --> 00:52:31,786 Well, he looks like you just killed his entire family. 1098 00:52:35,723 --> 00:52:38,356 Are you coming after me for this? 1099 00:52:38,358 --> 00:52:39,459 Seriously? You? 1100 00:52:41,062 --> 00:52:43,328 Are you totally incapable 1101 00:52:43,330 --> 00:52:44,262 of feeling like a fucking hypocrite for once? 1102 00:52:44,264 --> 00:52:46,364 Okay, I am a calculated risk taker. 1103 00:52:46,366 --> 00:52:48,266 I calculate the risk. 1104 00:52:48,268 --> 00:52:50,703 And I don't care if you think that I just do whatever I want 1105 00:52:50,705 --> 00:52:51,971 because what you've done here 1106 00:52:51,973 --> 00:52:52,740 is another level of carelessness. 1107 00:52:55,009 --> 00:52:57,545 So you calculated the risk when you fucked Rob? 1108 00:53:00,114 --> 00:53:03,316 You are really fucking mean when you're under pressure. 1109 00:53:04,719 --> 00:53:08,821 You know what, congratulations on getting your dick wet 1110 00:53:08,823 --> 00:53:11,691 or ass, I wouldn't know 'cause you won't fucking tell me. 1111 00:53:23,004 --> 00:53:26,105 I totally sympathize with that, 1112 00:53:26,107 --> 00:53:31,110 but like, if it's getting hotter it's also kind of a vibe. 1113 00:53:31,112 --> 00:53:34,613 Like, I don't know, it just makes me like so nostalgic. 1114 00:53:34,615 --> 00:53:37,384 Like summer vacation, like windows down, music up. 1115 00:53:38,686 --> 00:53:42,621 Anyway, babe, why don't you get off your phone? 1116 00:53:42,623 --> 00:53:43,691 You're making everyone anxious. 1117 00:53:44,726 --> 00:53:49,061 Oh my fucking God. 1118 00:53:49,063 --> 00:53:53,899 I just had the craziest fucking idea: Movie night. Ah! 1119 00:53:53,901 --> 00:53:57,036 Movie night. Movie night. Movie night. 1120 00:53:57,038 --> 00:53:58,571 Like high school. 1121 00:53:58,573 --> 00:53:59,741 - Okay, sure. - Movie night. 1122 00:54:01,274 --> 00:54:02,677 Movie night. What? 1123 00:54:05,179 --> 00:54:07,445 You just listen to what. 1124 00:54:07,447 --> 00:54:10,281 No, you listen, you listen to me, okay? 1125 00:54:11,586 --> 00:54:13,018 Ow, that's my head. 1126 00:54:13,020 --> 00:54:14,086 Don't fuckin' say that. 1127 00:54:14,088 --> 00:54:15,688 I'm so fucking scared. 1128 00:54:15,690 --> 00:54:16,924 It's okay. I don't think they're talking about you. 1129 00:54:17,759 --> 00:54:19,859 They're so fucking toxic. 1130 00:54:19,861 --> 00:54:21,594 We can't stay here. 1131 00:54:21,596 --> 00:54:23,428 I haven't slept a whole night since we've been here. 1132 00:54:23,430 --> 00:54:25,731 No, you 1133 00:54:25,733 --> 00:54:27,900 I'm sorry. I didn't know I'd break it, okay? 1134 00:54:27,902 --> 00:54:30,838 I fucking got that at Epcot. 1135 00:54:58,032 --> 00:55:01,033 So where do we go now? 1136 00:55:01,035 --> 00:55:02,234 I was thinking maybe we should split up 1137 00:55:02,236 --> 00:55:02,670 for this next one. 1138 00:55:03,938 --> 00:55:06,205 What? 1139 00:55:06,207 --> 00:55:08,641 I don't know, two of us is just too many variables. 1140 00:55:08,643 --> 00:55:10,209 So I'm gonna try to crash at this top's place 1141 00:55:10,211 --> 00:55:10,745 for the next couple days. 1142 00:55:12,379 --> 00:55:15,247 Are you fucking kidding me? 1143 00:55:15,249 --> 00:55:16,447 This was your idea. 1144 00:55:16,449 --> 00:55:17,382 What the fuck am I supposed to do? 1145 00:55:17,384 --> 00:55:19,752 Sleep in the fucking car? 1146 00:55:19,754 --> 00:55:22,254 I can ask Scott if he'd be cool with you staying too, 1147 00:55:22,256 --> 00:55:24,590 but I'm gonna need at least tonight to sell him on the idea. 1148 00:55:24,592 --> 00:55:25,092 Man, fuck you. 1149 00:55:27,962 --> 00:55:29,695 What are you doing? 1150 00:55:29,697 --> 00:55:32,430 No, man, we're so close to downtown. 1151 00:55:32,432 --> 00:55:33,632 Just drop me off at his place. 1152 00:55:33,634 --> 00:55:34,567 I'm sure you'll find a way there. 1153 00:55:34,569 --> 00:55:35,435 Get the fucking outta the car. 1154 00:56:15,142 --> 00:56:16,844 Like I knew it was always gonna be hard 1155 00:56:18,378 --> 00:56:23,481 and like I thought I'd get over it and like recover from it, 1156 00:56:23,483 --> 00:56:27,553 but like, just feels like something broke six months ago 1157 00:56:27,555 --> 00:56:31,489 and like it's always gonna be broken. 1158 00:56:31,491 --> 00:56:33,158 It won't. 1159 00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:35,127 It feels that way. 1160 00:56:35,129 --> 00:56:36,530 It's felt that way for me too sometimes. 1161 00:56:37,565 --> 00:56:40,498 I mean, when me and Anna broke up, 1162 00:56:40,500 --> 00:56:43,401 I felt like I was never gonna be happy again. 1163 00:56:43,403 --> 00:56:47,407 And... I'm sure I'll be happy again. 1164 00:56:48,976 --> 00:56:51,310 I mean, our relationship was half as long as you and Amy's 1165 00:56:51,312 --> 00:56:52,945 I just need to stop avoiding it. 1166 00:56:52,947 --> 00:56:54,546 Like, I'm always avoiding everything. 1167 00:56:54,548 --> 00:56:56,081 I mean like, look at my fucking apartment. 1168 00:56:56,083 --> 00:56:57,082 - It's not that bad. - Come on, 1169 00:56:57,084 --> 00:56:57,985 you're not gonna hurt my feelings. 1170 00:57:00,521 --> 00:57:03,124 I feel like if I clean everything up 1171 00:57:05,159 --> 00:57:06,527 and throw everything out, 1172 00:57:09,697 --> 00:57:13,832 it's like I'll admit that she's like actually gone. 1173 00:57:13,834 --> 00:57:14,802 Hey. 1174 00:57:15,903 --> 00:57:17,605 Come on, come on. 1175 00:57:20,841 --> 00:57:24,944 I don't know what I was thinking offering up my place to you. 1176 00:57:24,946 --> 00:57:27,079 I'm sorry, like, I guess I just, I really want to help. 1177 00:57:27,081 --> 00:57:27,748 You are helping me. 1178 00:57:29,317 --> 00:57:30,117 Let me help you. 1179 00:57:31,752 --> 00:57:33,819 What do you mean? 1180 00:57:33,821 --> 00:57:35,821 I mean, I'll help you clean your apartment. 1181 00:57:35,823 --> 00:57:37,556 Every time I get depressed, 1182 00:57:37,558 --> 00:57:41,260 I force myself to clean my apartment, and it fucking sucks. 1183 00:57:41,262 --> 00:57:44,730 But after I finish, it's like I instantly feel better. 1184 00:57:44,732 --> 00:57:45,564 You'd do that for me? 1185 00:57:45,566 --> 00:57:46,233 Of course I would. 1186 00:58:30,111 --> 00:58:33,714 Well, what do you think? 1187 00:58:35,850 --> 00:58:38,884 I like really appreciate it, 1188 00:58:38,886 --> 00:58:42,388 but I'm just like not used to seeing it so empty. 1189 00:58:42,390 --> 00:58:45,624 I'm so sorry. Um 1190 00:58:45,626 --> 00:58:47,259 I like, I just like really need to be alone right now, 1191 00:58:47,261 --> 00:58:48,727 so can you please go? 1192 00:58:48,729 --> 00:58:50,062 Can you like leave like right now? Please? 1193 00:58:50,064 --> 00:58:50,863 Can you... Okay. 1194 00:58:50,865 --> 00:58:52,331 Can you like please go? 1195 00:58:52,333 --> 00:58:52,765 - Please. - Okay. Okay. 1196 00:58:52,767 --> 00:58:53,300 Go. Please. 1197 00:59:11,952 --> 00:59:14,920 You really don't mind if I stay for a bit? 1198 00:59:14,922 --> 00:59:16,822 I think you might be the first bottom 1199 00:59:16,824 --> 00:59:18,457 in history to ask that. 1200 00:59:18,459 --> 00:59:19,093 Rude. 1201 00:59:20,728 --> 00:59:22,563 No, I hate sleeping alone anyway. 1202 00:59:23,964 --> 00:59:26,231 You know Dolly Parton hasn't slept alone 1203 00:59:26,233 --> 00:59:27,466 since she was like 16. 1204 00:59:27,468 --> 00:59:28,035 Why would I know that? 1205 00:59:29,203 --> 00:59:31,870 It's romantic to sleep in the same bed. 1206 00:59:31,872 --> 00:59:34,873 Yeah, yeah that's why I hate it. 1207 00:59:34,875 --> 00:59:37,443 Not like with you. 1208 00:59:37,445 --> 00:59:41,947 I just like haven't slept with someone in the same bed 1209 00:59:41,949 --> 00:59:42,950 since my ex and I broke up. 1210 00:59:44,553 --> 00:59:46,485 Sorry. 1211 00:59:46,487 --> 00:59:48,220 That's fine. 1212 00:59:48,222 --> 00:59:51,723 I guess I've slept in the same bed as Jordan too. 1213 00:59:51,725 --> 00:59:53,225 Who's Jordan? 1214 00:59:53,227 --> 00:59:53,828 My best friend. 1215 01:00:07,875 --> 01:00:10,309 You can't sleep here. 1216 01:00:10,311 --> 01:00:13,479 Um. I'm just waiting for a friend. 1217 01:00:13,481 --> 01:00:14,446 You can't do that either. 1218 01:00:14,448 --> 01:00:15,182 It's 2 in the morning. 1219 01:00:21,956 --> 01:00:25,858 Hey, um, sorry, I know it's late. 1220 01:00:25,860 --> 01:00:27,061 No, I was awake too. 1221 01:00:28,395 --> 01:00:30,097 My place fell through. 1222 01:00:31,232 --> 01:00:33,499 Could I come over there? 1223 01:00:33,501 --> 01:00:37,037 No man. My place actually fell through too. 1224 01:00:38,439 --> 01:00:40,107 Do you wanna come pick me up? 1225 01:00:41,475 --> 01:00:42,910 Where do you wanna go? 1226 01:00:44,778 --> 01:00:46,979 I was trying to avoid this, 1227 01:00:46,981 --> 01:00:49,150 but you think you got a three hour drive in you? 1228 01:01:16,844 --> 01:01:18,877 Well, hello. Hey. 1229 01:01:18,879 --> 01:01:20,580 Morning Dad. 1230 01:01:20,582 --> 01:01:21,614 How are you Benny? 1231 01:01:21,616 --> 01:01:23,115 What's going on? How are you? 1232 01:01:23,117 --> 01:01:24,783 Jordan, it's so good to see you. 1233 01:01:24,785 --> 01:01:25,984 It's so good to see you. 1234 01:01:25,986 --> 01:01:27,286 Well, how was your trip? 1235 01:01:27,288 --> 01:01:28,720 I only got your text about an hour ago, 1236 01:01:28,722 --> 01:01:30,489 so I rolled accordingly. 1237 01:01:30,491 --> 01:01:31,790 That was about all I could do. 1238 01:01:31,792 --> 01:01:33,792 Don't get too excited, dad, we're just here to do laundry. 1239 01:01:33,794 --> 01:01:35,093 Well, and this is just a place to do it. 1240 01:01:35,095 --> 01:01:37,062 I've got a washer and a dryer. 1241 01:01:37,064 --> 01:01:38,830 You know, we've got all the roll mop cons around here, 1242 01:01:38,832 --> 01:01:39,831 that's for sure, I'll tell you that. 1243 01:01:39,833 --> 01:01:41,099 Hey, just go ahead and drop 'em anywhere. 1244 01:01:41,101 --> 01:01:41,967 Now we're gonna go upstairs. 1245 01:01:41,969 --> 01:01:42,569 We're gonna go to my room. 1246 01:01:42,571 --> 01:01:44,436 Well, yes. 1247 01:01:44,438 --> 01:01:47,607 Oh, the Ben Coleman Museum of Natural History. 1248 01:01:47,609 --> 01:01:49,041 You'll, you'll be excited to know 1249 01:01:49,043 --> 01:01:50,242 that I haven't changed a thing. 1250 01:01:50,244 --> 01:01:51,843 Thanks Jeff. 1251 01:01:51,845 --> 01:01:53,847 - Jesus Christ. - Man. I missed your dad. 1252 01:01:55,216 --> 01:01:57,650 Top or bottom, you got a preference? 1253 01:01:57,652 --> 01:01:58,919 Wait. I'm afraid to ask. 1254 01:02:16,971 --> 01:02:19,004 Up and at 'em there, Jordo. 1255 01:02:19,006 --> 01:02:19,805 Hey Jeff. 1256 01:02:21,375 --> 01:02:23,442 God, that smells good. 1257 01:02:23,444 --> 01:02:24,910 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1258 01:02:24,912 --> 01:02:27,145 Now, in your many travels, 1259 01:02:27,147 --> 01:02:34,253 do you recall my critically acclaimed... firehouse chili? 1260 01:02:34,255 --> 01:02:37,557 Oh my God, that's incredible. 1261 01:02:37,559 --> 01:02:38,757 - Amazing. Right? - Wow. 1262 01:02:38,759 --> 01:02:39,592 Well listen, it's not gonna be ready 1263 01:02:39,594 --> 01:02:40,492 for a country minute or so. 1264 01:02:40,494 --> 01:02:42,427 It's gotta reduce. 1265 01:02:42,429 --> 01:02:44,098 So if you're hungry, there's leftovers in the fridge. 1266 01:02:46,701 --> 01:02:47,901 Thank you, Jeff. 1267 01:02:52,373 --> 01:02:55,941 What is it, a fucking school holiday at the firehouse? 1268 01:02:55,943 --> 01:02:56,643 Dad said, you're only here because you're homeless. 1269 01:02:56,645 --> 01:02:57,976 I'm not homeless. 1270 01:02:57,978 --> 01:02:59,111 Well, then where do you live? 1271 01:02:59,113 --> 01:03:01,146 Right now, here in my home. 1272 01:03:01,148 --> 01:03:02,749 This ain't your house, brother. 1273 01:03:02,751 --> 01:03:04,016 It's not yours either. 1274 01:03:04,018 --> 01:03:05,284 Y'all two living here rent-free too. 1275 01:03:05,286 --> 01:03:06,985 I just got my own place, dickhead. 1276 01:03:06,987 --> 01:03:07,720 And I pay utilities though. 1277 01:03:07,722 --> 01:03:09,821 Shut the fuck up, Andy. 1278 01:03:09,823 --> 01:03:11,423 - Shut the fuck up. - Make me pay too? 1279 01:03:11,425 --> 01:03:13,025 I feel so sorry for you. 1280 01:03:13,027 --> 01:03:14,860 It's all right. With your broke ass. 1281 01:03:14,862 --> 01:03:17,129 Jesus. 1282 01:03:17,131 --> 01:03:19,431 I get the whole prodigal son thin you're rolling through, 1283 01:03:19,433 --> 01:03:20,866 but I mean, look at your poor brothers here. 1284 01:03:20,868 --> 01:03:22,234 It's practically inhumane. 1285 01:03:22,236 --> 01:03:24,036 Look, I just don't want you telling me how 1286 01:03:24,038 --> 01:03:24,539 to live my life or where. 1287 01:03:27,107 --> 01:03:30,042 Got a little joke for you. 1288 01:03:30,044 --> 01:03:32,110 Why did Jesus Christ, our Messiah, 1289 01:03:32,112 --> 01:03:33,546 never moved to New York City? 1290 01:03:33,548 --> 01:03:34,913 Because he wasn't real. 1291 01:03:34,915 --> 01:03:37,049 No, but I get that an awful lot. 1292 01:03:37,051 --> 01:03:39,686 Because he searched the entire town 1293 01:03:39,688 --> 01:03:42,854 and still couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. 1294 01:03:45,660 --> 01:03:47,560 It's like everyone he encountered was stupid 1295 01:03:47,562 --> 01:03:49,261 and had had sex before. 1296 01:03:49,263 --> 01:03:50,797 - You get it, don't you, Andy? - Screwed up lefties. 1297 01:03:50,799 --> 01:03:52,030 I got it, daddy. 1298 01:03:52,032 --> 01:03:52,665 - You got it. - I got it. 1299 01:03:52,667 --> 01:03:53,533 All right. Good man. 1300 01:03:53,535 --> 01:03:54,266 I'm glad you get it. 1301 01:03:55,469 --> 01:03:56,868 Dad, are you vaping? 1302 01:03:56,870 --> 01:04:00,740 It's CBD. It helps me relax. 1303 01:04:00,742 --> 01:04:04,009 Hell, with everything I read about that city and Austin. 1304 01:04:04,011 --> 01:04:05,745 Don't even get me started. 1305 01:04:05,747 --> 01:04:07,747 Yeah, Jordan, you trying to come work out with us? 1306 01:04:07,749 --> 01:04:10,282 Hell yeah. At the firehouse? 1307 01:04:10,284 --> 01:04:13,553 No, dude, I don't go to work when I'm off work. 1308 01:04:13,555 --> 01:04:14,953 You know what I'm saying? 1309 01:04:14,955 --> 01:04:16,723 Yeah, now we're going to LA Fitness, baby. 1310 01:04:16,725 --> 01:04:17,458 - Ready to ride? - What about me? 1311 01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:20,959 So what's been like bumming around 1312 01:04:20,961 --> 01:04:24,296 with our ingrate of a brother? 1313 01:04:24,298 --> 01:04:26,100 It hasn't been easy, bro, but we're making it work. 1314 01:04:27,736 --> 01:04:29,836 I'm honestly just worried about how I'm gonna make money 1315 01:04:29,838 --> 01:04:30,969 while I'm here. 1316 01:04:30,971 --> 01:04:33,138 You just got into town, boy. 1317 01:04:33,140 --> 01:04:36,074 Just take it one step at a time. 1318 01:04:36,076 --> 01:04:38,043 Live in the moment. 1319 01:04:38,045 --> 01:04:39,812 There ain't nothing better than getting high 1320 01:04:39,814 --> 01:04:40,381 after a nice pump, brother. 1321 01:04:42,950 --> 01:04:44,652 It's one of life's most simple pleasures. 1322 01:04:46,588 --> 01:04:48,487 Taco Bell! 1323 01:04:48,489 --> 01:04:50,723 Didn't we just eat? 1324 01:04:50,725 --> 01:04:53,191 Please, no more country music. 1325 01:04:53,193 --> 01:04:55,628 Celebrate 20 years of Texas country 1326 01:04:55,630 --> 01:04:57,028 on 99.5 The Wolf. 1327 01:06:30,324 --> 01:06:33,759 Seriously, man, you've been talking smack all week. 1328 01:06:33,761 --> 01:06:35,728 Like we were gonna pound forties in the parking lot 1329 01:06:35,730 --> 01:06:36,428 before we saw this movie. 1330 01:06:36,430 --> 01:06:38,029 20 minutes 'till show time. 1331 01:06:38,031 --> 01:06:39,066 Okay, all right, all right. Let's go. 1332 01:06:42,302 --> 01:06:44,837 You want to come? 1333 01:06:44,839 --> 01:06:45,540 No, you guys go ahead. 1334 01:06:53,480 --> 01:06:55,349 You wanna help with the dishes? 1335 01:06:59,854 --> 01:07:03,023 Dad, if you're gonna help, you wanna gimme a little space? 1336 01:07:09,396 --> 01:07:12,932 You know, you used to be quite the little cuddle bug 1337 01:07:12,934 --> 01:07:13,933 when you were a kid. 1338 01:07:13,935 --> 01:07:16,101 I remember when you were 13 1339 01:07:16,103 --> 01:07:18,938 and you and Jordan used to snuggle 1340 01:07:18,940 --> 01:07:20,740 and cuddle underneath the blanket and watch movies. 1341 01:07:20,742 --> 01:07:23,243 I remember y'all watching "Excalibur" often. 1342 01:07:29,017 --> 01:07:34,522 You know how special a friend like that is, right? 1343 01:07:37,190 --> 01:07:40,358 There are gifts in life, Ben, 1344 01:07:40,360 --> 01:07:43,863 that you just can't take for granted as a man. 1345 01:07:43,865 --> 01:07:46,566 And having a friend like that is definitely one of them. 1346 01:07:46,568 --> 01:07:47,700 I know. 1347 01:07:47,702 --> 01:07:48,368 Do you? 1348 01:07:51,973 --> 01:07:53,906 Dad, your hands are all soapy. 1349 01:07:53,908 --> 01:07:54,609 Not anymore. 1350 01:07:56,143 --> 01:07:57,779 I'm serious, Ben. 1351 01:07:59,514 --> 01:08:04,249 A friendship like that, it takes commitment on both sides. 1352 01:08:04,251 --> 01:08:06,484 It's a bit like a marriage. 1353 01:08:06,486 --> 01:08:10,355 Hell, it should be stronger than a marriage. 1354 01:08:10,357 --> 01:08:11,458 And you can't be lazy about it. 1355 01:08:13,160 --> 01:08:14,328 It's really not that deep. 1356 01:08:15,997 --> 01:08:18,496 Yes, it is. 1357 01:08:18,498 --> 01:08:21,266 That boy is struggling like you 1358 01:08:21,268 --> 01:08:23,501 and you need to be there for him 1359 01:08:23,503 --> 01:08:26,471 just like he's been there for you all those times, 1360 01:08:26,473 --> 01:08:29,675 all those so many times in the past. 1361 01:08:29,677 --> 01:08:32,845 I need you to listen to me on this one, okay? 1362 01:08:32,847 --> 01:08:36,147 I need to know that you're hearing me. 1363 01:08:36,149 --> 01:08:37,117 I get it. 1364 01:08:41,121 --> 01:08:41,889 Okay. 1365 01:09:04,812 --> 01:09:07,913 Back here in Houston, 1366 01:09:07,915 --> 01:09:10,116 time now for the McDonald's McNugget of the game. 1367 01:09:12,954 --> 01:09:14,454 Fuck! Yes, yes, yes, yes. 1368 01:09:15,222 --> 01:09:17,188 Thank you, God. 1369 01:09:17,190 --> 01:09:18,758 Oh my God. Thank you, Jesus. 1370 01:09:18,760 --> 01:09:19,892 What's going on? 1371 01:09:19,894 --> 01:09:21,326 I got approved for Sittr. 1372 01:09:21,328 --> 01:09:22,561 What's a Shitter? 1373 01:09:22,563 --> 01:09:23,896 It's this house-sitting app. 1374 01:09:23,898 --> 01:09:25,196 They're like really strict about vetting. 1375 01:09:25,198 --> 01:09:27,198 I applied like two fucking months ago, but I got in. 1376 01:09:27,200 --> 01:09:28,868 We're in. 1377 01:09:28,870 --> 01:09:30,136 Never thought I'd see you so excited 1378 01:09:30,138 --> 01:09:31,369 about getting a job. 1379 01:09:31,371 --> 01:09:32,772 Dude, look at this place. 1380 01:09:32,774 --> 01:09:33,606 All right, we got our first assignment. 1381 01:09:33,608 --> 01:09:35,908 Look, isn't that fucking sick? 1382 01:09:35,910 --> 01:09:37,009 It looks nice. 1383 01:09:37,011 --> 01:09:38,044 We can finally get out of here. 1384 01:09:40,447 --> 01:09:41,847 They let you have one guest 1385 01:09:41,849 --> 01:09:43,481 as long as you scan their passport, 1386 01:09:43,483 --> 01:09:45,785 I think, because they want me to stay overnight. 1387 01:09:45,787 --> 01:09:47,820 It's this loaded tech entrepreneur 1388 01:09:47,822 --> 01:09:48,790 and he's out of town for the weekend. 1389 01:09:50,024 --> 01:09:51,289 What? 1390 01:09:51,291 --> 01:09:52,958 I don't wanna go. 1391 01:09:52,960 --> 01:09:54,060 What do you mean? 1392 01:09:54,062 --> 01:09:55,995 I mean like, what's the plan? 1393 01:09:55,997 --> 01:09:57,830 We stay at a rich person's house for two days 1394 01:09:57,832 --> 01:09:58,664 and then what? 1395 01:09:58,666 --> 01:09:59,899 I mean... What are we gonna do? 1396 01:09:59,901 --> 01:10:02,101 Jordan, we're regressing every day we stay here. 1397 01:10:02,103 --> 01:10:03,169 I can literally feel myself 1398 01:10:03,171 --> 01:10:04,537 moving backwards through puberty. 1399 01:10:04,539 --> 01:10:06,706 Okay, then you can go and I'll stay here. 1400 01:10:06,708 --> 01:10:08,741 What? 1401 01:10:08,743 --> 01:10:10,876 You can't stay at my family's house without me. 1402 01:10:10,878 --> 01:10:12,343 That's weird. 1403 01:10:12,345 --> 01:10:12,947 Hurry up. Okay. 1404 01:10:19,587 --> 01:10:20,986 Bye Ben. 1405 01:10:25,526 --> 01:10:25,893 - Bye y'all. - Okay. 1406 01:11:22,583 --> 01:11:24,717 I am telling you, man, 1407 01:11:24,719 --> 01:11:26,185 this place is gonna be fucking sick. 1408 01:11:28,156 --> 01:11:29,221 What the fuck! 1409 01:11:42,637 --> 01:11:43,370 Ew! 1410 01:11:49,610 --> 01:11:51,612 It looked better in the pictures, okay? 1411 01:11:53,748 --> 01:11:54,682 Holy fuck! 1412 01:11:59,053 --> 01:12:00,786 Oh my God. 1413 01:12:00,788 --> 01:12:02,655 The, I, I swear to God, every time one 1414 01:12:02,657 --> 01:12:04,089 of these fucking motion sensor things goes off, 1415 01:12:04,091 --> 01:12:04,692 I shit myself a little bit. 1416 01:12:10,031 --> 01:12:12,099 Tackiest all fucking shit. 1417 01:12:16,336 --> 01:12:18,438 All they have is fucking Guinness. 1418 01:12:27,347 --> 01:12:29,315 Who the fuck are you? 1419 01:12:29,317 --> 01:12:30,350 I'm April. 1420 01:12:32,186 --> 01:12:33,519 Who the fuck are you? 1421 01:12:33,521 --> 01:12:34,121 I'm April. 1422 01:12:35,355 --> 01:12:37,790 Are you supposed to be here? 1423 01:12:37,792 --> 01:12:39,758 My stepdad owns the house 1424 01:12:39,760 --> 01:12:40,993 and sometimes he doesn't tell me when he puts it 1425 01:12:40,995 --> 01:12:43,428 on that stupid house sitting app, so. 1426 01:12:43,430 --> 01:12:45,898 You scared the fucking outta me. 1427 01:12:45,900 --> 01:12:49,034 I'm sorry, I just, I can't jerk off at my dorm 1428 01:12:49,036 --> 01:12:50,803 so I have to come here and do it sometimes. 1429 01:12:50,805 --> 01:12:53,005 So you're like a student? 1430 01:12:53,007 --> 01:12:55,608 No, I'm an RA. 1431 01:12:55,610 --> 01:12:57,375 Don't you have to be in school to be an RA? 1432 01:12:57,377 --> 01:12:58,145 Obviously not. 1433 01:13:01,716 --> 01:13:05,987 So do you guys want to like hang out or something maybe? 1434 01:13:11,025 --> 01:13:12,625 You guys have been friends for like how long, 1435 01:13:12,627 --> 01:13:13,761 you've never checked your compatibility before. 1436 01:13:16,631 --> 01:13:20,398 Shut the fucking up. You're a triple Taurus. 1437 01:13:20,400 --> 01:13:21,267 What does that mean? 1438 01:13:21,269 --> 01:13:23,636 And you're a Leo, right? 1439 01:13:23,638 --> 01:13:26,639 That means you guys are like not compatible at all. 1440 01:13:26,641 --> 01:13:30,242 Okay, I don't get what the big deal is. 1441 01:13:30,244 --> 01:13:33,279 It means that you're like astrologically opposed. 1442 01:13:33,281 --> 01:13:35,948 It would be like if North was friends with South, 1443 01:13:35,950 --> 01:13:37,983 that would be like fucked up, wouldn't it? 1444 01:13:37,985 --> 01:13:40,519 Yeah, it'd be fucked up if directions had friendships. 1445 01:13:40,521 --> 01:13:43,088 What is this? Fucking Pixar? 1446 01:13:43,090 --> 01:13:44,356 Well, if anything, wouldn't that be one of the reasons 1447 01:13:44,358 --> 01:13:45,624 that we are such good friends? 1448 01:13:45,626 --> 01:13:47,192 No, actually, 1449 01:13:47,194 --> 01:13:48,861 because sometimes like an earth sign 1450 01:13:48,863 --> 01:13:50,131 can extinguish a fire sign. 1451 01:13:52,566 --> 01:13:56,035 Meaning that like y'all's problems 1452 01:13:56,037 --> 01:13:58,771 that you have are probably coming from some past trauma 1453 01:13:58,773 --> 01:14:00,541 or like an unresolved physical intimacy thing. 1454 01:14:02,310 --> 01:14:05,210 Wait, have you guys ever fucked? 1455 01:14:05,212 --> 01:14:09,014 No. No. Jordan is not my type. 1456 01:14:09,016 --> 01:14:11,183 That's weird because you guys are like both 1457 01:14:11,185 --> 01:14:12,219 exactly my type. 1458 01:14:14,855 --> 01:14:16,855 What? 1459 01:14:16,857 --> 01:14:19,925 I'm just saying, can you imagine how good the sex would be 1460 01:14:19,927 --> 01:14:22,728 between an earth sign, a fire sign, and a water sign? 1461 01:14:22,730 --> 01:14:24,596 Like I'm gonna slip off the couch 1462 01:14:24,598 --> 01:14:25,397 from how wet my pussy just thinking about it. 1463 01:14:25,399 --> 01:14:27,032 No, thank you. No. 1464 01:14:27,034 --> 01:14:28,901 No, thank you. 1465 01:14:28,903 --> 01:14:30,803 I'm just saying if you guys fucked and got it over with, 1466 01:14:30,805 --> 01:14:31,603 it would solve all your problems. 1467 01:14:31,605 --> 01:14:32,705 What problems? 1468 01:14:32,707 --> 01:14:33,739 Yeah. What the fuck? 1469 01:14:33,741 --> 01:14:34,974 Why would you say that? 1470 01:14:34,976 --> 01:14:36,075 Whatever. I'm just gonna get outta here. 1471 01:14:36,077 --> 01:14:38,043 Good. 1472 01:14:38,045 --> 01:14:40,478 Have fun, like fucking jerking off in your dorm. 1473 01:14:40,480 --> 01:14:41,248 Yeah, we don't wanna fuck each other. 1474 01:15:00,835 --> 01:15:02,536 Geriatric millennials like wine, right? 1475 01:15:03,503 --> 01:15:04,870 I like wine. 1476 01:15:04,872 --> 01:15:05,840 Shit makes me nauseous. 1477 01:15:08,709 --> 01:15:10,909 Where are you going? 1478 01:15:10,911 --> 01:15:13,247 Um, I'm going to some guy's house. 1479 01:15:15,249 --> 01:15:16,949 Do you need to use the car? 1480 01:15:16,951 --> 01:15:19,685 Nope. He's calling me an Uber. 1481 01:15:19,687 --> 01:15:22,254 Damn, on your sugar daddy shit again? 1482 01:15:22,256 --> 01:15:24,957 You sure you're gonna be okay here by yourself? 1483 01:15:24,959 --> 01:15:26,658 I wanna share a story with you 1484 01:15:26,660 --> 01:15:29,495 about how I became rich. 1485 01:15:29,497 --> 01:15:32,898 Imagine your life a year from now, two years from now, 1486 01:15:32,900 --> 01:15:34,600 five years from now. 1487 01:15:34,602 --> 01:15:36,635 What's it gonna look like? 1488 01:15:36,637 --> 01:15:39,371 Imagine a life with less, 1489 01:15:39,373 --> 01:15:41,909 less stuff, less stress. 1490 01:16:11,038 --> 01:16:12,438 - Benny Boy. - Hey. 1491 01:16:12,440 --> 01:16:13,107 Hey. 1492 01:16:18,779 --> 01:16:20,513 What you got? 1493 01:16:20,515 --> 01:16:21,713 I brought wine. 1494 01:16:21,715 --> 01:16:22,748 You shouldn't have. 1495 01:16:22,750 --> 01:16:24,950 Come on in. Come on, come on. 1496 01:16:24,952 --> 01:16:29,088 So I'd like you to meet my partner, Erica. 1497 01:16:29,090 --> 01:16:30,691 Mmm. Hello! 1498 01:16:31,625 --> 01:16:33,425 Hi. 1499 01:16:33,427 --> 01:16:34,095 Ben. 1500 01:16:36,297 --> 01:16:38,030 I brought wine. 1501 01:16:38,032 --> 01:16:38,599 Thank you. 1502 01:16:39,500 --> 01:16:42,367 I didn't know you were married. 1503 01:16:42,369 --> 01:16:44,703 15 years. 1504 01:16:44,705 --> 01:16:46,138 Yeah, we met when we were both copy writing 1505 01:16:46,140 --> 01:16:48,340 for the Austin Museum group and now she runs. 1506 01:16:48,342 --> 01:16:51,276 And now I run the damn place. 1507 01:16:51,278 --> 01:16:51,979 Where's Arturo? 1508 01:16:53,347 --> 01:16:59,084 Arturo had to go back home for a family emergency. 1509 01:16:59,086 --> 01:17:02,888 Oh, so no one's staying back there? 1510 01:17:02,890 --> 01:17:05,157 Not at the moment, no. 1511 01:17:05,159 --> 01:17:07,759 Why don't we take this to the living room? 1512 01:17:07,761 --> 01:17:08,662 How's that sound? 1513 01:17:10,164 --> 01:17:11,897 You always said you wanted to live 1514 01:17:11,899 --> 01:17:12,631 with your friends. 1515 01:17:12,633 --> 01:17:13,300 I know. 1516 01:17:14,502 --> 01:17:16,802 Yeah, I don't know how any 1517 01:17:16,804 --> 01:17:18,837 of them were living together before. 1518 01:17:18,839 --> 01:17:21,240 There's just all this unnecessary drama, 1519 01:17:21,242 --> 01:17:24,511 but it is just while I figure things out. 1520 01:17:24,513 --> 01:17:25,346 LA's a really big commitment. 1521 01:17:26,747 --> 01:17:30,649 And like a few weeks turned into a month 1522 01:17:30,651 --> 01:17:31,650 and then it turned into three months 1523 01:17:31,652 --> 01:17:33,520 and now I'm just like forgetting 1524 01:17:33,522 --> 01:17:34,722 what my whole plan was in the first place. 1525 01:17:36,857 --> 01:17:38,125 I know how that feels. 1526 01:17:42,796 --> 01:17:45,364 Are you like homeless? 1527 01:17:49,170 --> 01:17:53,272 I mean, we've always found a place to crash. 1528 01:17:53,274 --> 01:17:55,642 Ben was pretty good at lining the spots up. 1529 01:17:55,644 --> 01:17:59,180 Some were better than others, but it got pretty rough. 1530 01:18:03,050 --> 01:18:05,986 We went back home for a while and stayed with his family. 1531 01:18:06,787 --> 01:18:07,955 Are you serious? 1532 01:18:09,790 --> 01:18:13,892 Yeah, that part was kind of nice actually. 1533 01:18:13,894 --> 01:18:15,095 That's crazy. 1534 01:18:17,198 --> 01:18:19,164 I'm 1535 01:18:19,166 --> 01:18:20,832 I'm actually kind of proud of you though 1536 01:18:20,834 --> 01:18:23,003 for sticking to a plan. 1537 01:18:24,606 --> 01:18:27,174 Yeah, I mean, 1538 01:18:29,109 --> 01:18:33,480 after this I don't really know what I'm gonna do. 1539 01:18:36,183 --> 01:18:36,917 But... 1540 01:18:46,026 --> 01:18:50,729 "When really the unbridled eras of baseball players" 1541 01:18:50,731 --> 01:18:51,964 Oh my God. 1542 01:18:51,966 --> 01:18:54,233 "Is as old as Rome itself." 1543 01:18:54,235 --> 01:18:56,235 Oh my God. 1544 01:18:56,237 --> 01:18:57,903 It's a shame. 1545 01:18:57,905 --> 01:18:58,638 It's a real shame you're not writing anymore. 1546 01:18:58,640 --> 01:18:59,706 I mean that. 1547 01:18:59,708 --> 01:19:02,307 There's a texture to your words. 1548 01:19:02,309 --> 01:19:05,978 Like a longing for a an idealized male form. 1549 01:19:05,980 --> 01:19:06,812 That's what I feel. 1550 01:19:06,814 --> 01:19:08,180 So powerful. 1551 01:19:08,182 --> 01:19:10,916 I was pretty horny when I wrote that, yeah. 1552 01:19:10,918 --> 01:19:13,252 You kids love that word. 1553 01:19:13,254 --> 01:19:16,054 Mm, come here. 1554 01:19:16,056 --> 01:19:17,155 Come off that thing. 1555 01:19:17,157 --> 01:19:18,325 Take a load off. Have a seat. 1556 01:19:19,193 --> 01:19:22,027 Why aren't you still writing? 1557 01:19:22,029 --> 01:19:24,229 I thought about like doing something with that 1558 01:19:24,231 --> 01:19:28,467 when I was at UT but after I graduated, after 2020, 1559 01:19:28,469 --> 01:19:29,003 I was just like, 1560 01:19:31,005 --> 01:19:34,106 it was enough just to like try to exist, you know? 1561 01:19:34,108 --> 01:19:36,942 - Mm. - Wow. 1562 01:19:36,944 --> 01:19:40,145 My friend and I, we came up with this plan 1563 01:19:40,147 --> 01:19:42,649 to crash at our friend's places without paying any rent 1564 01:19:42,651 --> 01:19:43,384 for like the whole year. 1565 01:19:45,152 --> 01:19:49,021 It has been a lot more exhausting 1566 01:19:49,023 --> 01:19:51,223 than either of us thought it would be. 1567 01:19:51,225 --> 01:19:52,991 You know, I think it was, 1568 01:19:52,993 --> 01:19:55,460 it was Virginia Wolf who said, 1569 01:19:55,462 --> 01:19:58,165 "To write one must have a room of one's own." 1570 01:19:59,800 --> 01:20:03,101 "To write one must have money 1571 01:20:03,103 --> 01:20:04,469 and a room of ones own." 1572 01:20:04,471 --> 01:20:05,571 Yes. Money. 1573 01:20:05,573 --> 01:20:08,106 Which is money is a huge part of it. 1574 01:20:08,108 --> 01:20:10,108 She was also talking specifically about women. 1575 01:20:10,110 --> 01:20:11,611 - Of course, of course. - That's part of it, yes. 1576 01:20:11,613 --> 01:20:12,811 But what I'm trying to say is that like, look at it, right? 1577 01:20:12,813 --> 01:20:14,647 He's exhausted. 1578 01:20:14,649 --> 01:20:16,516 That's no way to live. 1579 01:20:16,518 --> 01:20:20,452 I mean, your whole generation is so restless. 1580 01:20:20,454 --> 01:20:22,588 They feel the impending doom of the future, 1581 01:20:22,590 --> 01:20:24,122 what little we have, 1582 01:20:24,124 --> 01:20:25,991 so that all they wanna do is live these fast 1583 01:20:25,993 --> 01:20:27,627 and high anxiety lives all the time, 1584 01:20:27,629 --> 01:20:28,594 even when you're having fun. 1585 01:20:28,596 --> 01:20:30,095 Right. 1586 01:20:30,097 --> 01:20:31,930 It's like they go to shows and concerts and. 1587 01:20:31,932 --> 01:20:33,398 And it's too much. 1588 01:20:33,400 --> 01:20:34,569 It's like they just wanna get trampled to death. 1589 01:20:35,603 --> 01:20:36,937 You ever hear the band Low? 1590 01:20:37,504 --> 01:20:39,639 Oh. 1591 01:20:39,641 --> 01:20:43,975 - We used to go to shows. - Sit down in chairs. 1592 01:20:43,977 --> 01:20:45,277 Can you imagine a band doing that today? 1593 01:20:45,279 --> 01:20:47,479 Wow. No, that that's crazy. 1594 01:20:49,483 --> 01:20:50,882 - Chairs. - Haven't played this in a while, babe. 1595 01:20:50,884 --> 01:20:52,552 Mm-hm! That brings me back. 1596 01:20:52,554 --> 01:20:53,454 Yeah. 1597 01:20:56,223 --> 01:20:58,359 So what are you gonna do about your lease? 1598 01:21:00,160 --> 01:21:02,162 Try to find a sublet. 1599 01:21:05,767 --> 01:21:08,701 They're gonna be so pissed. 1600 01:21:12,339 --> 01:21:14,741 I am gonna have to kill 'em. 1601 01:21:14,743 --> 01:21:17,042 - Yeah. - Mm. 1602 01:21:17,044 --> 01:21:18,410 Yeah, I don't think there's any other option. 1603 01:21:18,412 --> 01:21:19,579 I'll help you. 1604 01:21:19,581 --> 01:21:21,346 Oh, good. Thank you. 1605 01:21:21,348 --> 01:21:22,582 Of course. 1606 01:21:22,584 --> 01:21:23,448 We can bury 'em in our back actually. 1607 01:21:23,450 --> 01:21:25,050 Oh, great. Okay. 1608 01:21:25,052 --> 01:21:26,719 Yeah, it's a good spot. Trust me. 1609 01:21:37,064 --> 01:21:41,133 I am gonna ask you something 1610 01:21:41,135 --> 01:21:42,535 and I want you to process it, okay? 1611 01:21:42,537 --> 01:21:43,203 Okay. 1612 01:21:46,541 --> 01:21:49,609 I know you have no reason to trust me right now, 1613 01:21:49,611 --> 01:21:51,579 but just know that I've been thinking about it, okay? 1614 01:21:53,615 --> 01:21:54,381 Okay. 1615 01:21:58,586 --> 01:22:02,789 So like, do you guys think that you'd be cool 1616 01:22:02,791 --> 01:22:04,022 with someone staying back there? 1617 01:22:04,024 --> 01:22:04,757 Like just, just for a little while? 1618 01:22:04,759 --> 01:22:05,825 Absolutely. 1619 01:22:05,827 --> 01:22:06,793 Of course we would. 1620 01:22:06,795 --> 01:22:08,460 Of course. 1621 01:22:08,462 --> 01:22:12,032 Being around young people, so stimulating. 1622 01:22:14,034 --> 01:22:16,036 You're so tense. 1623 01:22:16,805 --> 01:22:18,771 Look at your drink. 1624 01:22:18,773 --> 01:22:19,906 - Come on. - It's too full. 1625 01:22:19,908 --> 01:22:20,873 It's too full. 1626 01:22:20,875 --> 01:22:21,509 Drink, drink, drink. 1627 01:22:26,681 --> 01:22:29,314 Drink, drink, drink. 1628 01:22:44,699 --> 01:22:45,432 Come here. 1629 01:22:56,109 --> 01:22:59,079 Oh. Okay. Oh. 1630 01:23:08,556 --> 01:23:09,889 Oh shit! 1631 01:23:09,891 --> 01:23:11,791 Okay. 1632 01:23:11,793 --> 01:23:12,692 Get me some towels. 1633 01:23:12,694 --> 01:23:13,726 - Yeah. - Hey. 1634 01:23:13,728 --> 01:23:16,129 Hey, hey, hey. It's okay. 1635 01:23:56,871 --> 01:23:58,270 Did you sleep out here? 1636 01:23:58,272 --> 01:23:59,471 What time is it? 1637 01:23:59,473 --> 01:24:01,473 It's 10. Gotta check out. 1638 01:24:01,475 --> 01:24:02,942 I already packed your stuff. 1639 01:24:02,944 --> 01:24:04,311 I'm hungry. 1640 01:24:12,452 --> 01:24:17,489 I think I'm gonna like move back home and save up 1641 01:24:17,491 --> 01:24:19,727 and then move to New York once I figured it out. 1642 01:24:25,833 --> 01:24:27,967 Good man. Good for you. 1643 01:24:27,969 --> 01:24:28,603 Yeah. 1644 01:24:33,173 --> 01:24:36,711 I'll uh, figure out like a bus ticket situation or something. 1645 01:24:38,078 --> 01:24:39,346 Maybe head out tonight. 1646 01:24:41,081 --> 01:24:41,849 Nice. 1647 01:24:49,256 --> 01:24:51,491 Is it weird that I kind of wanna see the old place? 1648 01:25:08,175 --> 01:25:09,877 It's fucking empty. 1649 01:25:12,179 --> 01:25:13,347 Wait, wait. 1650 01:25:14,649 --> 01:25:15,748 What? 1651 01:25:15,750 --> 01:25:17,617 No. 1652 01:25:17,619 --> 01:25:21,121 Holy shit, this apartment complex is such a piece of shit. 1653 01:25:22,422 --> 01:25:24,659 Has it been empty this whole fuckin' time? 1654 01:25:26,828 --> 01:25:29,327 Looks like people have been staying here. 1655 01:25:29,329 --> 01:25:30,865 Ooh shit. 1656 01:25:34,201 --> 01:25:35,135 It's noon. 1657 01:25:41,676 --> 01:25:43,609 Fuck! 1658 01:25:43,611 --> 01:25:45,811 I hope this is the last fucking time I move, 1659 01:25:45,813 --> 01:25:47,980 like one last time and that's it. 1660 01:25:47,982 --> 01:25:49,015 Moving's a part of life. 1661 01:25:49,017 --> 01:25:50,482 You can't just not do it. 1662 01:25:50,484 --> 01:25:52,417 - That's impossible. - Why not? 1663 01:25:52,419 --> 01:25:54,620 After this past few months, I refuse. 1664 01:25:54,622 --> 01:25:55,588 I'm just gonna find a place I love. 1665 01:25:55,590 --> 01:25:56,989 I'm gonna live there forever. 1666 01:25:56,991 --> 01:25:59,357 You can't just live in one place for the next 50 years. 1667 01:25:59,359 --> 01:26:01,192 That's what old people used to do 1668 01:26:01,194 --> 01:26:03,194 before the Great Depression or whatever. 1669 01:26:04,866 --> 01:26:05,499 Fuck! 1670 01:26:07,167 --> 01:26:09,735 So what are you gonna do? 1671 01:26:09,737 --> 01:26:13,873 Um, I'm gonna work my fucking ass off all summer 1672 01:26:13,875 --> 01:26:17,043 and then I'm gonna move to the cheapest room in Brooklyn 1673 01:26:17,045 --> 01:26:17,679 that I can find for the fall. 1674 01:26:18,345 --> 01:26:19,945 That's smart, man. 1675 01:26:19,947 --> 01:26:20,915 Yeah. 1676 01:26:25,553 --> 01:26:27,187 I um 1677 01:26:28,089 --> 01:26:29,791 I think I'm gonna move to LA 1678 01:26:31,191 --> 01:26:31,926 with Anna. 1679 01:26:35,630 --> 01:26:36,396 LA? 1680 01:26:38,966 --> 01:26:41,801 Fucking LA? 1681 01:26:41,803 --> 01:26:43,069 I knew you'd be dramatic about this. 1682 01:26:43,071 --> 01:26:44,302 I'm not being dramatic 1683 01:26:44,304 --> 01:26:45,203 I'm not fucking doing this with you. 1684 01:26:45,205 --> 01:26:46,605 I'm not being dramatic. 1685 01:26:46,607 --> 01:26:47,640 I'm not fucking doing this 1686 01:26:47,642 --> 01:26:48,273 - with you. - I'm not, 1687 01:26:48,275 --> 01:26:49,508 I'm not being dramatic. 1688 01:26:49,510 --> 01:26:50,377 It's just fucking funny to me. 1689 01:26:51,913 --> 01:26:55,014 You're gonna end up right where you began, 1690 01:26:55,016 --> 01:26:56,849 like the past three months 1691 01:26:56,851 --> 01:26:58,584 were just you fucking circling the drain 1692 01:26:58,586 --> 01:26:59,819 and dragging me along for the ride. 1693 01:26:59,821 --> 01:27:01,352 Forget how mean of a fucking drunk you are. 1694 01:27:01,354 --> 01:27:02,220 I'm not doing this with you. 1695 01:27:02,222 --> 01:27:04,456 No, shit. 1696 01:27:04,458 --> 01:27:05,858 Yeah, you're not, you're not doing this with me 1697 01:27:05,860 --> 01:27:07,793 because you're bailing on our plan, 1698 01:27:07,795 --> 01:27:09,795 which is a really good plan... Your plan. 1699 01:27:09,797 --> 01:27:10,965 And it could've worked if you gave a fuck. 1700 01:27:13,568 --> 01:27:14,869 I'm taking a nap. 1701 01:27:18,506 --> 01:27:20,806 I didn't bail on shit... 1702 01:27:20,808 --> 01:27:22,007 Why are you naked? 1703 01:27:22,009 --> 01:27:23,475 Because it's 200 degrees in here. 1704 01:27:23,477 --> 01:27:25,376 I didn't bail on shit, okay? 1705 01:27:25,378 --> 01:27:27,378 You told me in the car that you wanted to move back home, 1706 01:27:27,380 --> 01:27:28,647 that you were gonna go to New York on your own. 1707 01:27:28,649 --> 01:27:29,682 Yeah, and if you wanted to be a good friend, 1708 01:27:29,684 --> 01:27:30,549 then you would've moved with me. 1709 01:27:30,551 --> 01:27:33,552 Why would I move with you? 1710 01:27:33,554 --> 01:27:35,320 We aren't having any fun or anything, do you think we would in New York? 1711 01:27:35,322 --> 01:27:36,657 Yes! Obviously, that was the whole goddamn point. 1712 01:27:39,660 --> 01:27:41,827 Do you really think things are gonna be better 1713 01:27:41,829 --> 01:27:44,262 between you and Anna in LA? Because they're not. 1714 01:27:44,264 --> 01:27:45,765 Yeah, it's gonna be the exact same 1715 01:27:45,767 --> 01:27:46,397 except I won't be there to be your therapist. 1716 01:27:46,399 --> 01:27:48,466 No, it won't. 1717 01:27:48,468 --> 01:27:49,101 Did she tell you that last night? 1718 01:27:49,103 --> 01:27:50,803 Yes. Actually. 1719 01:27:50,805 --> 01:27:53,172 We had a good talk. She apologized. 1720 01:27:53,174 --> 01:27:55,440 She wants me to go to LA with her so we can be together. 1721 01:27:55,442 --> 01:27:56,609 And you're gonna do that? 1722 01:27:56,611 --> 01:27:58,711 Yes. I want to. 1723 01:27:58,713 --> 01:28:01,147 This is so fucking predictable of you. 1724 01:28:01,149 --> 01:28:02,748 You're always doing this. 1725 01:28:02,750 --> 01:28:04,116 You're making the safest possible choice 1726 01:28:04,118 --> 01:28:04,917 because you're fucking scared. 1727 01:28:04,919 --> 01:28:07,019 I am scared. 1728 01:28:07,021 --> 01:28:08,419 I'm not fucking like you. 1729 01:28:08,421 --> 01:28:09,588 I don't have any other fucking choice. 1730 01:28:09,590 --> 01:28:11,123 You were always so scared. 1731 01:28:11,125 --> 01:28:12,725 You're scared of losing Anna. 1732 01:28:12,727 --> 01:28:14,595 You were scared of me and us and everything that 1733 01:28:19,299 --> 01:28:22,500 What the fuck was that? 1734 01:28:22,502 --> 01:28:23,004 I don't know. 1735 01:28:26,007 --> 01:28:27,074 Just wanted to try that. 1736 01:28:28,209 --> 01:28:30,776 Did it make you feel anything? 1737 01:28:30,778 --> 01:28:31,646 - Not really. - Me either. 1738 01:28:34,682 --> 01:28:40,119 Fuck! Why didn't it make us feel anything? 1739 01:28:40,121 --> 01:28:40,788 I don't know. 1740 01:28:42,056 --> 01:28:44,826 Just didn't feel... right? 1741 01:28:48,129 --> 01:28:51,230 I mean, you're a good kisser. 1742 01:28:51,232 --> 01:28:51,899 Thanks. 1743 01:28:52,900 --> 01:28:53,868 Just felt weird, 1744 01:28:55,402 --> 01:28:56,804 and not in a good way. 1745 01:28:59,140 --> 01:29:03,042 Like incest vibes? 1746 01:29:03,044 --> 01:29:05,012 What? No. Jesus. 1747 01:29:07,014 --> 01:29:07,815 I just... 1748 01:29:10,685 --> 01:29:13,953 Why did you even wanna do that? 1749 01:29:13,955 --> 01:29:14,822 I don't know. 1750 01:29:16,423 --> 01:29:18,591 Maybe April was right. 1751 01:29:18,593 --> 01:29:20,292 Maybe we have all this resentment in our systems 1752 01:29:20,294 --> 01:29:22,528 and we just needed to get it out and just kiss. 1753 01:29:22,530 --> 01:29:23,965 She said we needed to fuck. 1754 01:29:24,799 --> 01:29:29,467 I'm too drunk for that. 1755 01:29:29,469 --> 01:29:30,137 Me too. 1756 01:29:32,940 --> 01:29:34,041 Could get drunker. 1757 01:29:49,123 --> 01:29:51,991 - You're drunker than me. - You don't even feel any pain. 1758 01:29:51,993 --> 01:29:53,292 I wish. 1759 01:29:53,294 --> 01:29:56,528 Come on. Here you go. 1760 01:29:58,633 --> 01:30:00,400 I don't wanna play anymore. 1761 01:30:07,174 --> 01:30:08,175 Do you think I'm a bad friend? 1762 01:30:10,111 --> 01:30:10,978 Don't say that. 1763 01:30:20,288 --> 01:30:22,957 How come I feel like you don't wanna see me again? 1764 01:30:24,592 --> 01:30:25,793 That's not true. 1765 01:30:27,762 --> 01:30:32,831 This year would've been impossible without you. 1766 01:30:32,833 --> 01:30:35,466 I only made it through because you were there for me 1767 01:30:35,468 --> 01:30:38,737 and all I wanted was to be there for you in the same way, 1768 01:30:38,739 --> 01:30:42,741 but I never was, and I'm sorry. 1769 01:30:42,743 --> 01:30:44,376 What do you mean? 1770 01:30:44,378 --> 01:30:44,879 I don't know. 1771 01:30:47,715 --> 01:30:49,449 I'm just gonna miss you a lot. 1772 01:30:51,319 --> 01:30:53,688 You can always stay with me when you visit LA. 1773 01:30:54,622 --> 01:30:58,489 I'm not fucking visiting LA. 1774 01:31:01,162 --> 01:31:02,493 I'm trying to be nice. 1775 01:31:02,495 --> 01:31:04,129 Yeah, well, how about you come visit me in New York. 1776 01:31:04,131 --> 01:31:05,764 I will. 1777 01:31:05,766 --> 01:31:08,534 You better have a couch for me too, 1778 01:31:08,536 --> 01:31:09,935 - fucker. - A couch. 1779 01:31:09,937 --> 01:31:12,071 I'm probably gonna be sleeping under a staircase. 1780 01:31:14,241 --> 01:31:15,574 Suck it. We're spooning then. 1781 01:31:15,576 --> 01:31:16,143 You wish! 1782 01:31:36,263 --> 01:31:38,897 Hey, could you Venmo me for the tacos yesterday? 1783 01:31:38,899 --> 01:31:41,800 Yeah, how much were they? 1784 01:31:41,802 --> 01:31:43,802 21.50, I think. 1785 01:31:43,804 --> 01:31:45,771 21.50 for tacos? 1786 01:31:45,773 --> 01:31:47,706 You had like five. 1787 01:31:47,708 --> 01:31:48,907 Yeah, because I thought you were paying. 1788 01:31:48,909 --> 01:31:50,709 Just send me 20. 1789 01:31:50,711 --> 01:31:51,610 I filled your tank, bitch. 1790 01:31:51,612 --> 01:31:52,878 You should be paying me. 1791 01:31:52,880 --> 01:31:54,081 All right, all right, shit. 1792 01:31:56,250 --> 01:31:57,918 You could at least take me out to lunch. 1793 01:31:59,320 --> 01:32:04,223 Fine, but we're going somewhere cheap.